Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
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Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my ex-best friend reached out just to be a dick. We all had tickets to a concert and she decided that she didn't want to go. She said that I could find someone to sell her ticket to, and I did, but then she sold it to someone that I'm not friends with anymore, and told me that she "can do whatever she wants :)". FML
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML
Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
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Top comments
valri3 0
If you still care for her then ask her to the concert instead of buying her to tickets, she might not have the same feelings as you do. So YDI
tonyv90 0
you deserve it for not getting over her. get a life and move on bro. she obviously doesn't want anything to do with you...
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Comments (120)
unchained_fml 0
you sir are dumb. forget her foo.
Sparx1_1 16
And she sold the tickets to show you that she no longer cares and does not want you back. Now stop being pathetic and get on with your life.
Jibron 0
you deserved it for being an idiot. learn to move on
sexiilittlething 6
dude thats her saying "leave me the F alone"
aardvarkish 17
She obviously dumped you because you never paid her enough attention to get to know her. You're just being pretentious as usual.
RosiePatosie 0
I agree, when it's over, it's over. but it was real bitchy of her to do that. she could've just politely refused.
Shinygirlnz 1
OK, so it's rude she sold them instead of just giving them back - but you still have to be prepared for the outcome that she mightn't want to get back together with you (even for tickets). Or, she could have taken the tickets and gone with someone else.
Fuknmetalchick 0
She's a genius...
ChaChaNiceGuy 0
Just wait a few days. She probably uses the money to invite you for dinner and buy an engagement ring. (not...)
justbigbs 6
dang, first she's your EX- gf for a reason, obviously she reminded you of that. Don't waste your money until you find the right girl, until you do leech away.