Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
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Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting
agifttotearapart 0
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
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Comments (184)
lolwhat_fml 0
#59 fails at attempting to be funny but @ leat they paid attention to you ;) And this isnt even a bad fml : D
Vasir 2
..Did anyone consider if this was a guy? that would be disturbing
rawkdinosawr 0
'if you want a man to pay attention to what you're saying, you have to take away other distractions.' and if you want to walk around the streets without getting raped, you have to wear a chastity belt and be escorted at all times. otherwise what dya expect, after all you do have a uterus and you can hardly expect men to control themselves can you? bloody cheek. people these days. poor emily pankhurst.
randomgirl13 0
LOL... perv... at least that means you have nice boobs though, in a situation like that you should just take it as a compliment.
absurdmoment19 0
#4 are u gay...
zanyone 0
SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!!
oogoa 0
Does anyone else find the constant requests for pictures of her boobs a little bit disturbing?
dolorespoof 0
Hey look on the bright side. At least you've got nice boobs.
Aristai 0
That is called sexual harassment. You could get him in big trouble.
kapowi 0
It isn't sexual harrassment, morons. If it were, it would be the girl's fault. It's a business environment, and if your boobs were particularly noticeable, then that's unprofessional. Take it as a learning experience. Next time, dress appropriately for the job.