Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
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Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting
agifttotearapart 0
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
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mrhahn530 0
number 20 stole the words out of my mouth...i'm sorry to say that even recently discovering that the building is on fire isnt more important than looking at your boobs. I have to put up with your driving, you have to put up with me looking at your boobs. Thats life, get over it...
Weil 0
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SUE. Nobody needs another uptight bitch complaining about a "hostile workplace". You should be flattered that everyone loves your awesome *******. Use those twins to get promoted.
lala150 24
Are you kidding me?! Filing a complaint about sexual harassment doean't make you an "uptight bitch". If she were ok with it, people like you would be accusing her of sleeping her way to a promotion.
Niasyn 0
At least you didn't have TP stuck to your shoe or something.
Rawrrr14 0
Well, men are pigs. (no offense to the few gentlemen out there) However, it could be taken as a compliment.... or you could be very pissed that they were paying more attention to your body than what you had to say. Either way, don't let it get you that upset, its life, use your body to your advantage.
pleasetryagain 0
This doesn't mean that people didn't hear what you were saying. As a straight woman I find myself staring at someone's rack just because it's prominent. Also, just because they were staring it doesn't mean your presentation wasn't good, it just means that they're not dead. If a sexy man (or woman, if you prefer) were giving the presentation you'd be a little distracted too. It doesn't mean anything. AND, as far as I can tell from your statement, this in no way hindered your career. YDI for whining.
Biwy 0
BIG BOOBS FTW! :D
boshans 0
I'm failing to see how everyone thinks this is sexual harassment. The boss probably put a camera on a tripod and taped the meeting. Who said he was zooming in on her boobs? No one, she probably just noticed in the video some people were looking at her boobs, that is in no way the boss' fault and he is not creating a hostile environment by just taping a meeting. I swear, people these days are such babies, so quick to sue everyone and everything. Now it would be a different story if the boss was actually controlling the camera and zooming in on her breasts like some of you said, but she did not say he was doing that at all, so I don't know why anyone thinks that.
ladidalisa 0
no, you're wrong
Trix_Disorder 20
Were you wearing something revealing? If so, you should be more professional about your work attire. Other than that... if it was a video malfunction, or the audience was clearly staring at your boobs... I mean yeah, that sucks.
CupidSparrow 0
And why is this a confidence buster? I mean seriously, who cares if he was staring at your boobs? If you felt good about the presentation, don't change your mind just because you have a creep for a boss.
eleanor_rigby 0
He.. videotaped your boobs? And nothing else?