Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
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Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting
agifttotearapart 0
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
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adam10_fml 0
Did you dress for the workplace, or did you have your ta tas hanging out.
TerranEarth 0
Guys will be guys. Im sure they heard everything you said, but were just noticing your boobs.
Curtieeeez 0
Boobs! :D :wub:
hono_fml 0
**** this 'were you wearing something revealing' bullshit - you could be standing there in a bikini and still deserve more respect than that. That is sexual harassment - for women everywhere - do something about it.
lala150 24
Thank you! Everyone saying she should take it as a compliment deserves fireants in their underwear drawer. It's blatant sexual harassment, like you said, no matter WHAT she was wearing.
boshans 0
#54 good luck trying to go to work in a bikini.
taken_by_troy 0
uhm i would believe that that is called sexual harassment. am i right?
Detective 0
Yeah #54, you wouldn't have much of a sexual harrassment case if you came to work in a bikini
Curtieeeez 0
My comment was #54 Y_Y
_W_T_F_ 0
new laptop.....$1199 new dress for presintation......$299.99 new video tape to tape ur success.....$5 finding out ur manager is a perv......PRICELESS there are things money cant buy, for every thing else there's Mastercard
Bryan_Z 0
sexual harassment much?