Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
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Ilovelife07 0
pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting
agifttotearapart 0
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
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bishmeala 0
perv lol. but really. who would video them? why not just video the presentation and look at them. weird boss u have.
dancing_bear 0
If he literally zoomed right in on your boobs and taped nothing else then that is sexual harrassment. But I assume he didn't do that because I can't believe he'd be stupid enough to let you see the tape if he had (although, on the off-chance he did, you can get him into trouble for it). Presumably you could just see some people were looking at your breasts during the presentation. So... were you wearing something revealing? Cos if you were you must have done that to show off your breasts, in which case you can't complain about people looking. If you weren't, yeah, it does suck; then again, you might have stared if you'd been listening to someone attractive give a presentation too. Human nature, not much you can do. If you think you did a good job, don't let it get you down.
thisishilarious 0
solid, least you have great ****, theyll take you far
rawkdinosawr 0
Im not 'pretty sure', that IS sexual harrassment. On an unrelated topic (or not so) I have decided to found Eaton Girls :) Good luck with your sexist pigs of collegues.
I_am_stupid_also 6
So a question to the great legal minds suggesting suing. What would the damages be? "You checked out my boobs. Give me $10,000!" They might pay you to make you go away, but you would have trouble getting a job in the area again, except perhaps as a stripper.
brasileirinha 0
All of these comments make me very sad.
rawkdinosawr 0
#54 - aye.
BaldOuting 0
now you know why he wanted to tape it.
Kylias 6
What a pig. I would so sue, especially with such blatant evidence on my side. :c
Trix_Disorder 20
@54 If her **** were hanging out of her blouse, then I'm sorry, EVEN I, as a heterosexual female, would have a hard time looking her in the eye. If you wear something slutty, expect people to react in kind. I'm not saying it's right, but you're asking for it. (Same goes for bikinis.)