Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
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Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting
agifttotearapart 0
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
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Comments (184)
jen_kay 0
lolol. sorry bout that though. D;
genius_man16 1
i agree with #2 and lol @#3
raybury 2
Um, you have videotaped evidence that your boss is creating a hostile work environment. Find a salivating lawyer to make your salivating boss's employer pay. Pass Go, collect much, much more than $200.
UGADawg08 1
This thread is useless without pictures.
oscar7753 0
lmao so true but yea at least u got nice boobs =P
24788 7
What have we learned? ...guys like ****, and don't let them video tape you!
TheKitchenSink 0
"...my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say." That's pretty much a universal truth, yeah.
couragewolf9001 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
trackrunner525 0
lol, isnt that like sexual harassment? but hey, props to the manager :-P
MGW501 2
Great job. You didn't say if it was the video taping following you and zooming in and out on your boobs - or if they were just very clearly on show and your colleagues can be seen staring at them during the presentation. Anyway, however unsighted this blog remains - congratulations on what would seem a great rack. Aside - not quite a FML, but more of a 'corporate learning' experience. Professional credibility might need you to cover them up in the workplace........
giveitup 0
I agree with #23 - you now have irrefutable proof that your employer is creating a hostile work environment. I work in a lawfirm and there are about 13 attorneys here who would jump on this case and sue the pants off of them...figuratively speak of course. DO IT. make your money - then use it to buy yourself a shirt that doesn't let your boobs hang out.