Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML
Today, I ate one Benefiber gummy and spent half the day and good chunk of the night in misery with an upset stomach, where it felt like a lump was in it, as well as aggressive and painful gas, and painful diarrhea. FML
Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML
Today, I ate two Fiber One bars for breakfast and now I can’t stop farting. FML
Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of fruit flies in my house lately. I grabbed a cup of water beside to sink to wash the pills down. As soon as I tasted the drink, I realized it was vinegar and dish soap used to trap the flies. I washed my pills down with dead flies. FML
Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML
Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML
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thisisnotmyname 0
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that they were in a plastic baggie or something, not in a box. I know what pills you're talking about and they do look like Sprees.
Syn_fml 0
Well maybe you shouldn't eat everything that comes near your mouth.
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deaditegirl 0
Why do you people not PAY ATTENTION to what you're putting in your mouth? It's not that difficult.
rukusrazor 0
#4's comment gave me a hilarious visual of a fat guy with food orbiting his face for some reason. Thanks for the laugh. Also, I'm not sure fiber is really going to do THAT necessarily. I would have replaced the word 'fiber' with 'laxative'. //NOM NOM NOM NOM!
Lambshanks 0
This isn't even funny. I have a ******* bent erection and I can't even get my FML on the site. I at least deserve that :(
urallosers 0
This is like the thousandth FML of someone putting something in their mouth without knowing what it is? What is it with fat people? Do they all really eat everything that they find? DO they ever check the labels before they put things in their mouths? I don't get it. People like this must be insane. Hey, fat people! Before you puts things into your mouth, ask yourself this: am i really hungry, or is that sensation in my stomach just their because of habit and not because i would die if i didn't eat something this second? If i were to not eat, how long would i last? DId you know that most people that are 100 pounds over weight could last up to a MONTH without eating, and they would still survive. This is because they have pounds of fat stores to use for energy. Being hungry is just a feeling. Learn to realize that your body doesn't need more food to survive, and you will lose weight that much quicker!!! And don't eat food just because you find it lying around. Throw it away, it won't kill you.
iChel413 6
I'm not fat and I eat a lot. It's all about making my taste buds happy!
zander09 0
Those things are way too mild to send you to the bathroom like that. Unless you ate like 20 or more of them, in which case...damn, stop eating already.
jAmbre 0
"Oversized strawberry spree candies"? Are you serious??
Eresbel 0
I've taken strawberry flavored fiber tablets before and they taste NOTHING like candy. They're disgusting. So not only did you seem to miss the fact that they're nasty, you would have had to have eaten a whole bunch to get your bowels moving all night long.
kahyia 0
#14 two things 1. ", or is that sensation in my stomach just their because of habit and not because i would die if i didn't eat something this second" stop being so dramatic it makes you sound like a fool. NO ONE i repeat NO ONE waits until they are starving/ the verge of death to eat again 2. check your facts because the average person can survive approximately 40 days without food . and yes while overweight people theoretically could survive longer it would not be that much longer because burning fat is only a proportion of where they would get energy, they would also "digest"/burn more essential parts of their body for energy
dd330 0
LoL When I was little (about 5) I snuck into the freezer and ate what appeared to be a kit kat bar wrapped up in tin foil. I ate the whole thing only to find out about 15 minutes later it wasn't chocolate.. It was x lax.. My little 5 year old self was on the toilet for two days.. lmao.
cba_fml 0
Why does everyone assume the OP was overweight lol. Skinny people can still be pigs with high metabolisms.