Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my oldest brother is getting married in two weeks. I heard about it through one of my two sisters, who pretty much helped end his last marriage, and who he hasn’t spoken to in 3 years. She wanted to complain about the invite taking so long. I still haven’t been invited, and I thought we were on good terms. FML
Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
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KingGeorgeGal 12
Facebook - bringing families together a day at a time.
PSQ91 6
Well it's not official till it's on facebbok, duh!
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Comments (121)
JoeyPterodactyl 0
He didn't want you making fun of him or trying to talk him out of if like any good brother would.
theworldandme_fml 0
I can't believe that BS. I would have gone in his room and punched him real hard. Are you even invited to the wedding?
maddie2015 0
Facebook official haha that sucks. hopefully married is an update you'll find out about ahead of time
Sakura_ 6
The same thing happened to me x) my brother told me to check FB b/c he had a surprise...
maffy4ever 8
Thank goodness for Facebook, you might never have known.
that1skaterxX 0
random comment do not read its just a waste of time...............yurh gonna regret it
jennasaurus91 0
are you sure he's really engaged? some. people change their relationship status as a joke.
jennasaurus91 0
are you sure he's really engaged? some. people change their relationship status as a joke.
EZ2XLR8 7
Well... just because you live in the same house and are related, doesn't mean it's a must to tell you. He's a big boy, he can do as he pleases. You found out didn't you?!? So stop complaining. Just ask him why, it's just a question, he can't hurt you for asking a question. The first time I got married, I didn't tell my parents and siblings for 3 months and let them figure it out. They asked... so I told, easy as that. So, just ask and he'll tell, he may give you a lame reason, but he'd at least have given you some sort of explanation.
angeluscado 15
If my best friend didn't want me in her wedding party, she probably wouldn't have told me about her engagement because they're trying to keep it a secret. They're currently not telling anyone because they're worried that his side is going to butt in and try to run the show, and I'm not allowed to say anything to my boyfriend or anyone not in the know. Kind of strange, actually...