Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my oldest brother is getting married in two weeks. I heard about it through one of my two sisters, who pretty much helped end his last marriage, and who he hasn’t spoken to in 3 years. She wanted to complain about the invite taking so long. I still haven’t been invited, and I thought we were on good terms. FML
Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
KingGeorgeGal 12
Facebook - bringing families together a day at a time.
PSQ91 6
Well it's not official till it's on facebbok, duh!
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Comments (121)
Plante12 8
your parents must have known, and didn't tell you?? Does anyone in your family talk to you ??
Thelective_Lisp 5
Maybe you're deaf. What a way to find out, eh?
jonnybegood_fml 0
I think we can all agree that after god, its facebook, then parents, then friends, then relatives, then pets, and lastly siblings..........unless your atheist, then the most important thing in life starts from facebook.
RokNRoll11 9
don't offer to be his best man
stacianichole 2
I found out that my sister-in-law is pregnant via Facebook. I feel your pain.
ReynshineCutting 10
My whole family found out I was engaged via facebook. I tried to send a private album to my best friend of my ring and it glitched and posted it on my wall so my extended family called my dad and broke the news to him before I could.
DeLpHe3zY 7
well thats a strong relationship if I ever did see one
LizzJizz 16
Well its only been a couple days.. Atleast it wasnt Months yo...
amorbaby818 0
that's some shit
Candyyy123 0
Thank god for Facebook. Without it, I probably wouldn't know half of my friend's birthdays.
peetasgirl 0
same!
that1skaterxX 0
its also good to find hot girls tht are single :D
CaptainDouche 0
what's better, is tracking down those girls and waiting til they're alone. Cause God knows they'll post it. "ohemgee! gonna be alone for 2 weeks!! nobody come rape me at 195 Sky Drive!!"
babygirlc1 5
How big is your house?