Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my oldest brother is getting married in two weeks. I heard about it through one of my two sisters, who pretty much helped end his last marriage, and who he hasn’t spoken to in 3 years. She wanted to complain about the invite taking so long. I still haven’t been invited, and I thought we were on good terms. FML
Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
KingGeorgeGal 12
Facebook - bringing families together a day at a time.
PSQ91 6
Well it's not official till it's on facebbok, duh!
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Comments (121)
froufrou7 3
so what **** ?
CaptainDouche 0
Elementary, my dear Watson. These people are speaking English. You may want to adapt accordingly.
rebelsrock 17
Facebook: Forgetting About Communicating and Excluding Big Occasions Of Kid sisters
cryssycakesx3 23
swing and a miss bro
ogplusog 4
That'll be men for ya.
erin0123 2
thats ironic .. the exact same thing with me. :p
JesusFishTaco 5
That's not irony. That's a coincidence.
freeagent678 0
There's clearly a communication problem with you too
MissAwesomeness 4
it's okay. my brother was engaged for a year before he let any of his family members know. what a family.
roxysoxy 0
maybe he doesn't like you?
mekaylahm 0
that's just sad on your part
jhull11 0
does this remind anyone else of two and a half men? vaguely?
CaptainDouche 0
I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen remembers Two and a Half Men vaguely.
PeachyJinx 7
Sure its not just a facebook marriage people do that now