Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my oldest brother is getting married in two weeks. I heard about it through one of my two sisters, who pretty much helped end his last marriage, and who he hasn’t spoken to in 3 years. She wanted to complain about the invite taking so long. I still haven’t been invited, and I thought we were on good terms. FML
Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
KingGeorgeGal 12
Facebook - bringing families together a day at a time.
PSQ91 6
Well it's not official till it's on facebbok, duh!
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Comments (121)
Livinia 11
One of the many reasons I hate Facebook.
knights95 9
It's all about that Myspace.
volley4eva1698 0
17 you look like Selena Gomez
sexyredlipsdude 5
i also hate facebook because its over rated
miamiheatfan56 0
37- yet you have a twitter
partyfool2011 4
heatfan I have a pet rock that looks exactly like that! perhaps they are twins that were separated at birth?
Dinosawr 0
Makes me wonder how a rock is born. D:
coltsrock37 15
agreed. it is a sorry excuse for not being social face to face. if they live far away, skype for god's sake.
BaconDave 12
Video chat on Facebook!
realfigueroa 1
46 when two mountains love each other...
GirlGoneBad123 0
lmafo
KingGeorgeGal 12
Facebook, in my opinion, is a great way to reconnect with friends. I do agree that OP's brother should've told his family before making it 'facebook offical.' & I bet most of us on here have a facebook, it's just a fun way to reconntect. If you hate facebook then you don't have to use it.
AnneFTW 17
Sounds more like F his life. If he just got engaged he should be extremely happy and want to tell everyone about it. Doesn't sound like he's that pleased tbh
kduubb 7
it had to be facebook official first :p
Mi24hind 0
Why does it seem FB gets updated before the real world?
xxmollyxx 25
So, you're not that close then?
tx_kidd 0
haha didn't see that ending coming.
ym5 0
it's cus u have no friends so he didn't tell u so that he didn't have to guilt is fiancé into asking you to be a bridesmaid
HelloNoora1 0
I like how the cycle works either way.
blacksswan 10
He is probably not even engaged. I see couples who barely get together change their status to single > in a relationship and within matter of days it goes to > engaged or married.
Ali_Ridhima541 0
haha damn tar suxxx
DocBastard 40
That must mean one of three things: 1) He doesn't care if you know or not 2) He made it all up to make you look stupid 3) His fiancé is a virtual girl he met on an online game