Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my oldest brother is getting married in two weeks. I heard about it through one of my two sisters, who pretty much helped end his last marriage, and who he hasn’t spoken to in 3 years. She wanted to complain about the invite taking so long. I still haven’t been invited, and I thought we were on good terms. FML
Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
KingGeorgeGal 12
Facebook - bringing families together a day at a time.
PSQ91 6
Well it's not official till it's on facebbok, duh!
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Comments (121)
rbhockey9 0
It could be a joke too considering everyone likes to put their statuses as "in a relationship" as a joke
Kotaree 0
And how is this a FML!
pink_raindrops 26
I don't think it's such a big deal he didn't tell you, but I've only been on your brothers side of things. I was engaged for 2years before my family found out, and I didn't even tell them. I wore my ring though, I never tried to hide it, I just wasn't getting along with my family to care if they knew. Every family is different so for all we know you and your brother don't get along at all. Just show that you're truely happy for him and maybe he'll want to tell you other things in the future.
kingsbury4 0
guess who isnt going to the wedding! hahha you!
lethal_judgement 1
who gives a damn?
deepshah1991 0
aww.. that's bad !!!
CAM241 0
um I don't see what the big deal is
Onlynamethatwasn 0
FML
faryn 2
my sister had a baby and i didn't find out until i read a comment over facebook 15 hours after it was posted there were already 48 likes
bamf2122 0
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