Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
mystery
Phoenix, United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United States
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rollercoaster
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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bummervacation 10
Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(
RainbowHeadache 2
FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend. I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.
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Comments (190)
madeingeorgia 0
first of all, congrats! but I would still have a little conversation with her! I just found out that I am pregnant and my husband was first to know! you ALWAYS tell the dad first!
docscientist 10
Maybe she did tell the dad first...
Tuesdays76 0
Ha that's what I was thinking, Sorry OP but you might no be the papa.
crazyflyingmonke 0
along with 149's idea. congrats on not being papa... unless you are then your girlfriend sucks for not telling you
Dallyni 22
Better than my cousin lol she told her sister through txt and her sister told everybody else
TheGenius 1
Oh wow. She shouldve told you first, unless of course it isn't your child.
freelove_fml 2
My thoughts exactly. Maybe she did tell the dad first.
joooeee 3
they edited it after
RainbowHeadache 2
FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend. I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.
Autoshot 9
You're girlfriend tweeted her pregnancy before she told you?
RainbowHeadache 2
Yeah she's such a bitch. But no, I'm pregnant. haha
ravenxcorvinus 9
um congrats.. is this really an fml?
Sirin_fml 47
Yes.
TheDrifter 24
Thank you Sirin. Finding out like that is just rude, plus if twitter is more important to tell him, op may be concerned about whose it is.
neuggs2 0
Are you really that stupid?
PrickHead 0
lmao is it yours in the first place?
21loveyoulots21 0
congratulations:)
valri3 0
Maybe she was embarrassed because she has a boyfriend who spends all day looking at twitter posts, or I could be wrong. Anyway good luck...
Mitcha857 0
you're wrong
ovechkinisbeast 9
today, I found out by an fml that my boyfriend knew i was pregnant. FML
Blackrocky 0
is this guy ur bf?
nerdforlife93 0
blackrocky, really? you just didn't catch that?
ovechkinisbeast 9
49- its called a joke? I'm actually a man?