Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
mystery
Phoenix, United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United States
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rollercoaster
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Top comments
bummervacation 10
Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(
RainbowHeadache 2
FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend. I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.
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Comments (190)
ElijahAndrews 0
ouchhh..
LoveLife293 2
isnt twitter amazing?
haggered 0
ur the dumbass that didn't use a condam...so ur ****** by ur on mistake
ohpoopy 2
congratulations ?!?!
Wgc11 0
Sure its yours...
dansco 25
Do you seriously expect nice comments here with a post like that? Use Condom, get a better girlfriend and try phoning the bitch!
Hazo_rackman 0
Mazel tov.
Smile_more_often 0
maybe she told you, but as soon as she started talking you spaced out.
monteSSchick 0
priceless
iheartchocolate1 0
FML that she's pregnant or that you found out through Twitter.
phalcomb 5
kk