Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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Double Impact
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Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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She's lost control
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Rollercoaster
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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bummervacation 10
Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(
RainbowHeadache 2
FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend. I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.
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Comments (190)
Rachel_D_001 4
haha
emo0366 0
..........well
jess6blondie9 3
First everyone finds out with Facebook. Now twitter?
diabian 9
to get back at her, name your child Facebook.. and poke the baby in the middle of the night to wake him/her up in order to disturb your gf's sleep.
OCDC 9
Good one.
crazyCI 7
congratulations?
PJATOSROCKS09 0
Unless the child is not yours, I do not see how this is an FML. If you didn't want her pregnant, you should've used protection. I understand you might be upset that you found this out over a Twitter post, I would too, but still. You shouldn't be saying FML because you're girlfriend is pregnant..you should be happy.
jess6blondie9 3
They could have used protection and still gotten pregnant. Most of the time protection is successful, but not all the time.
raeraymusic1 0
congrats! why fml? this is very small.
randomohioguy 0
hope its urs
franceypants 0
if you didn't already know, are you sure it's yours?
puckman 0
yeah dont jump to conclusions, theres a good chance the baby ain't yours.