Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
mystery
Phoenix, United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United States
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rollercoaster
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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bummervacation 10
Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(
RainbowHeadache 2
FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend. I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.
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Comments (190)
IndigoFuckYou 9
Is there any particular reason you feel the need to compose a fairly pointless comment for each and every one of these FMLs?
IndigoFuckYou 9
I meant this in reply to someone. oops..
Krilleee 5
if it's not facebook it has to be twitter... stupid days we live in , it's all about the Internet ... everyone should get a life instead of posting it on Facebook or tweet .. **** everyone's life?!
jones_xiix 0
thats a bitch
racsistninja 0
is it yours???
Mitcha857 0
three words: Maury, paternity test
0opsie 6
Maury: So Tweety, why do you think you're not the father? OP: Murry, she didn't even tell me she was pregnant. I had to find out through Twitter! *screen shows Twitter post, audience boos*
JenL_fml 7
Well... Is it yours?
CoachLlama 5
Exciting! Congrats! You guys thought of names? You planning on just one or more? Not sure what diapers cost these days. Good luck!
underguarded 20
Why would you date someone so low? Twitter? of all things Twitter? This could have been avoided
aminel 0
maybe she texted you first, then she tweeted(sp) but her text didnt go through.. thats why you found out in twitter.. would you rather finding it out through twitter than through FML? (not a real question, dont jump on me on this one lol)
TheAdvent 0
watch a few weeks later you'll see the tweet that she got an abortion....
MackofSimi 0
like it !!!