Today, I found out the real cause of what I assumed was a healthy increase in my teenage daughter's appetite lately. Some fine young gentlemen with a fat fetish convinced her start gaining weight so they could jack off to her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered my 17 year-old daughter has an eating disorder. When I confronted her, she confessed that she’s doing it because she wants to stay thin, so that her boyfriend doesn’t dump her like her father dumped me for not being thin enough. FML
Today, I tried to nicely talk to my daughter about her rapid weight gain. Having a family history of weight-related illness, I felt it was necessary. I offered to get thyroid tests, teach her to buy healthy food, and start routine exercise. She told everyone I called her a cow and had fat-shamed her. FML
Today, I have discovered that my daughter is struggling with anorexia. When I sat down to talk with her about it, she said it’s because, "all the other kids at school keep calling her fat." She was underweight before, and has now gone to being severely underweight. FML
Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, my daughter expressed wanting to lose weight so I took her to a licensed dietician nutritionist to get her a healthy eating plan, and even made her an appointment with a personal trainer to get her on track. I walked in on her eating a whole box of laxatives, because "this way is faster." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, I found out that my overweight daughter’s teacher starved her during a pizza party. She made her wait an hour until the entire class got a slice and their seconds. When it was her turn, there was only one tiny slice. According to her, she, “looks like she hasn’t missed a meal, she’ll be alright.” FML
Today, I discovered that the upside of losing weight is that men have started hitting on me. The downside? They're all twice my age. FML
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xmislysx 10
well shit. why do I keep trying to lose weight then? ?
twister45 17
those sick bastards
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msmedieval 11
I hope those "gentlemen" are close to your daughters age at least. It would be seriously sickening if they were grown up adults.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Pause, you consider them as fine young gentlemen after convincing your daughter to subject herself to something like that.
DoomedGemini 38
Pretty sure op meant that part sarcastically.
SparklesPegasus 8
sarcasm, it's an awesome tool
Lalala579121 28
Hey it could be worse, she could be one of those girls who doesn't eat at all in an attempt to be super-skinny for basically the same attention.
hawaiiankitty 11
Girls who don't eat to be 'super-skinny' are called anorexic, and half don't do it to get attention. They need serious help because they believe they are extremely fat and need to be thinner and if they are, more people will like them and won't call them fat.
PrideOfTheFallen 19
To her or on her?... Big difference...
reeper147 14
They must have a pretty high charisma stat to convince her to do that
MrJenksMan 1
Jealous he's looking at her and not you? Don't judge
Ieri 31
I remember this FML originally said they communicated only through the internet. But anyway try to make your daughter reason more through this whole thing or even seek help from a professional. Risking her health and changing her way of living just for a bunch of alone guys online to use her for masturbation show she's easily manipulated and insecure. Best of luck
Taurus_ChicKa 37
While I'm very glad that there are some guys out there who prefer a girl who isn't a toothpick, this is not a valid reason for your daughter to change her eating habits. Granted, she shouldn't starve herself, but she shouldn't intentionally get fat for creepers to jack off to her, either.
miriamfrank 22
Assuming your daughter is underage, that's incredibly creepy.
kafka779 12
I have a fat fetish, and even I think that sounds sketchy.