Today, I found out the real cause of what I assumed was a healthy increase in my teenage daughter's appetite lately. Some fine young gentlemen with a fat fetish convinced her start gaining weight so they could jack off to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my 17 year-old daughter has an eating disorder. When I confronted her, she confessed that she’s doing it because she wants to stay thin, so that her boyfriend doesn’t dump her like her father dumped me for not being thin enough. FML
Today, I tried to nicely talk to my daughter about her rapid weight gain. Having a family history of weight-related illness, I felt it was necessary. I offered to get thyroid tests, teach her to buy healthy food, and start routine exercise. She told everyone I called her a cow and had fat-shamed her. FML
Today, I have discovered that my daughter is struggling with anorexia. When I sat down to talk with her about it, she said it’s because, "all the other kids at school keep calling her fat." She was underweight before, and has now gone to being severely underweight. FML
Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, my daughter expressed wanting to lose weight so I took her to a licensed dietician nutritionist to get her a healthy eating plan, and even made her an appointment with a personal trainer to get her on track. I walked in on her eating a whole box of laxatives, because "this way is faster." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, I found out that my overweight daughter’s teacher starved her during a pizza party. She made her wait an hour until the entire class got a slice and their seconds. When it was her turn, there was only one tiny slice. According to her, she, “looks like she hasn’t missed a meal, she’ll be alright.” FML
Today, I discovered that the upside of losing weight is that men have started hitting on me. The downside? They're all twice my age. FML
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xmislysx 10
well shit. why do I keep trying to lose weight then? ?
twister45 17
those sick bastards
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Comments (43)
earlytermination 34
She's crying out for help. You need to step in and get her help to improve her self esteem. This could turn really bad really fast. If she's underage you should have those guys arrested.
doodlebug33 20
Is her self esteem that low?
Emmiii_fml 18
Obviously. A lot of young girls have low self esteem. It's no wonder, really. :)
slackerjoe 22
says the girl whos head is cut off in her photo to show her ****.... i upvoted your comment btw, found it informative
Cads1 24
Classic comment. Love it.
9a_1z 12
I don't get it, your profile pic is showing your (T-shirt covered) **** too #21, do you know something about self esteem that I don't?
hippodamia 16
21: Is that you Anderson? Cos you're lowering this entire site's IQ. A) Do you have a degree in psychology? Who are you to judge an entire person's personality based on one picture? B) She's got great boobs and she's showing them (and her pretty face) off. Whether it's because she's proud of them or not, who cares (it's not like it's inappropriate). C) This may be a stretch, but the blue around her picture indicates the account belongs to a male and her relationship status says couple. This may be her boyfriend's account, and he loves her enough to put her picture up here because he has confidence in her too. In the future, please refrain from distasteful, judgemental comments; your stupid is showing.
MDoremis 38
I feel like I missed out. 21's comment isn't there anymore.
clair_brodie 35
Wouldn't low self esteem usually lead to weight LOSS?
DoomedGemini 38
Typically yes, and usually not healthily, but in this case the girl is being told she'll be found attractive if she gains weight. Though people with low self esteem still might gain weight if they eat when upset.
Emmiii_fml 18
Shit, I forgot women aren't allowed to wear clothes that reveal cleavage. My apologies.
9a_1z 12
21 seemed to morph somehow into 22, I swear it isn't all in my head!
slackerjoe 22
problem isnt with showing what youve got really, we each have our own thoughts on the subject. I still find it unacceptable to cut your head off to show your **** as your representation.I hope that my daughter never does that.. I noticed it happening about 9 months ago and added my thoughts to my profile, so when it popped up, I couldnt resist saying something about it. is it mean to call something what it is because it may hurt someones feelings? I think not.
Cads1 24
Different strokes for different folks I guess.
Mackade 18
Gross.
Krypt1c 11
When I thought I couldn't be any more disappointed in our generation v.v
pete9913 23
time to look at changing schools?
StiffPvtParts 43
Wrong FML, dude.
hawaiiankitty 11
At least they didn't tell her to lose weight. It's much worse.
missjess05 10
I'm speechless to that FML......
FlashlightBob 13
Well, looks like you still commented.
TMWhisp 22
This is sickening. I truly hope you are able to help your daughter get out of this.
counting_graves 0
Your daughter needs more self esteem.