Today, I found out the real cause of what I assumed was a healthy increase in my teenage daughter's appetite lately. Some fine young gentlemen with a fat fetish convinced her start gaining weight so they could jack off to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my 17 year-old daughter has an eating disorder. When I confronted her, she confessed that she’s doing it because she wants to stay thin, so that her boyfriend doesn’t dump her like her father dumped me for not being thin enough. FML
Today, I tried to nicely talk to my daughter about her rapid weight gain. Having a family history of weight-related illness, I felt it was necessary. I offered to get thyroid tests, teach her to buy healthy food, and start routine exercise. She told everyone I called her a cow and had fat-shamed her. FML
Today, I have discovered that my daughter is struggling with anorexia. When I sat down to talk with her about it, she said it’s because, "all the other kids at school keep calling her fat." She was underweight before, and has now gone to being severely underweight. FML
Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, my daughter expressed wanting to lose weight so I took her to a licensed dietician nutritionist to get her a healthy eating plan, and even made her an appointment with a personal trainer to get her on track. I walked in on her eating a whole box of laxatives, because "this way is faster." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, I found out that my overweight daughter’s teacher starved her during a pizza party. She made her wait an hour until the entire class got a slice and their seconds. When it was her turn, there was only one tiny slice. According to her, she, “looks like she hasn’t missed a meal, she’ll be alright.” FML
Today, I discovered that the upside of losing weight is that men have started hitting on me. The downside? They're all twice my age. FML
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xmislysx 10
well shit. why do I keep trying to lose weight then? ?
twister45 17
those sick bastards
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Comments (43)
9a_1z 12
Why couldn't they have found someone who was already overweight? Unless it's just the act of a thin girl gaining weight that turns them on, in which case your daughter needs to have a think about her long-term goals here.
catherinecas 30
There is a fetish where people find it sexually attractive when someone gains massive amounts of weight.
kristen5286 12
I thought you were going to say she was pregnant.
BlueHorizons 8
I hate to say this but if your daughter is willing to go to such extreme lengths in order to garner attention from the opposite sex she may well be in need of some counseling.
earlytermination 34
Why do you hate to say it? There's nothing wrong with getting help, but it's so much harder when its stigmatized.
TMWhisp 22
They could have pressured her into it. Sure, she shouldn't have been so stupid as to do such a thing but we don't know her age or the age of those perverts for that manner. This FML definitely needs a follow-up.
sighlifeman 12
id love to know the whole of this story
dmonticue 1
Fine young gentlemen my ass
ppsycomom 7
He is a total ******* pig, Sir Lard a Lot
militarybrat 21
So shes harming herself for men? Really? Teach her better than that.
worldclassrager 41
I sure hope it doesn't last...
Hildy93 21
Holy hell that is just sick
dafluckster 6
Wow. She's pretty stupid.
Keiraquarium 12
Or she's an impressionable teenage girl, likely to have a low self esteem, who is being taken advantage of.