Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML

Ring of fire

Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML

Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML

Today, is my first day as a student nurse. It was also the first day I learnt I was allergic to latex gloves. FML

Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML

Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML

Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML