Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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Top comments
rosierosierosie 0
Hey, at least you have one now, thats all that matters
justsayfuck 5
If that bothers you, you can always gain weight again and lose that annoying neck :)
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Comments (112)
GavinRoskamp 0
niiiiiiice
hobozrule 4
she told u the truth
priscilla_28 5
A compliment and a burn all in one. Nice friend. Very proud of you by the way. Two thumbs up buddy! :)
OhWowFYLindeed 0
At least you lost weight, right? :P
pertained 12
you didn't have a neck before o;
melsaraj 9
fatt ass should have left the donut alone
Massdebater 1
I don't get how this is an fml. you worked hard at losing weight, and you were complimented by your friend... oh the horror!!
priscilla_28 5
Way to be an a** #20. How rude! :(
lemony_fml 0
Look on the bright side, at least you have a neck now.
MeAlec 1
the truth hurts fatty. keep it up
love_musik 0
stop complaining you lost weight right?
thaprince1226 0
don't hate on #20 just cuz ur not ripped Luke us.
thaprince1226 0
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Kylias 6
Well, you asked. What did you expect her to say?
nightwanderer 6
41 u are an ass
Trupe 3
Well shit she meant well. Of you think it's an fml cause she said you finally have a neck maybe you shoulda taken care of your body. If it really bothered you that much, which it obviously didn't, you would have taken care of your weight problem before your neck pulled a Houdini.
StopB1tchingYDI 0
stop whinning that's a compliment
BadPinkKitty07 0
ouch. well you asked OP.
MarkSeattle 0
better answer than a lot you could get. what did you expect? that's a dumb question to ask on the first place. ydi.
suppressed08 2
it's not an FML, the OP now has a neck. what everyones problem with fat people though?
mooshibear140 4
if you didn't want her to say honestly then why did you ask?
emmanizzer 6
if they're your best friend so what? you know that they meant well. at least they didn't say it in front of a bunch of other people.
Arsonnist 3
Congrats op. That was in the past. Now look at the new you.
crazytay 0
lmao :O
gogo_speedracer 0
I fail to see the FML in this...
quent10 0
lol Ed Edd and eddy nobody had necks there either
msyelowbubblegum 0
hey you have a neck now! yay! wtf are u complaining about ??? "i have a nek fml"
puggfuggly 0
LOL 25, "AN DOG"
melsaraj 9
it seems like whenever I comment I get harassed about "shooting up".. sad really to be put in a category because I workout and go to re gym 7 days a week. w.e it's all good. but you can ride my dick for telling me I'm rude. the fatty here ate her way to losing a neck. hahahahahaaah thanks for the laugh and goodjob loosing the weight, 100% supporting you (thumbs up)
faery_fml 0
#20- He worked hard to lose weight. What are you talking about?
hairt 4
op didn't ask. read carefully..
Gondile 4
You fat, 28?
rosierosierosie 0
Hey, at least you have one now, thats all that matters
crudeandrudeguy 29
How is this an FML, your diet is working and you're getting what you wanted
Ruffydog 0
Lawl, thats funneh. I love people, especially the ones that have necks. Good for you!
Dizkreet13 3
lol that sucks for you! hey atleast u got healthier. ( Subway Ftw!! )
MoodyBlue320 11
That sucks, but at the same time I also put "YDI" because technically it was a compliment so you deserve to be complimented on your hard work. =)
JesseJaymz 0
horayyyyyyy no more turtle necks for you!!!
farmvillelovah 0
DuDE tHAt SUCkS "/ FYL OP BUt DONt WORRy TH0 Y0UR G0NNa L00k FABUL0US(:
Freeze_fml 17
Everything about this makes me want to gauge my eyes out.
justsayfuck 5
Hey it's farmvillehlovah again. Who would have thought..
dorawr 3
I don't get how this is an fml .. D:
Mystical_Toaster 0
keep working and you might find your penis. even if you are a woman.............
darkmis1 18
How do we know the OP is a woman? She could have been a man all along, but was so fat, the penis was never seen lolz. OP: good job on losing the weight. Even though it's just your neck, it's still a start. Keep dieting and exersizing, and you'll get there soon enough!
kazzythesavage 0
I agree #7. it's not an fml. your losing weight and that's a good a thing :)
justsayfuck 5
If that bothers you, you can always gain weight again and lose that annoying neck :)
eehizle 0
necks are just so tempermental, aren't they.
dorworters 9
i dont understand why she would bitch in the first place...she should be happy! she lost enough weight! did she think she wasnt fat before...?