Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, I learned that the house I've been living in and paying rent for the past two months was never advertised as vacant. I learned this when the actual homeowners walked in, and called the police for an "intruder." FML
Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML
Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. Fifteen minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with my attractive and seemingly charming neighbor. Yesterday, his house was raided and he was arrested for running a heroin ring. FML
Today, my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
stayydomii 21
Know your friends better next time before you move together. A drug dealer is usually easy to pick out, but I know people can be good liars.
Tripartita 45
It's sort of fitting that they got you hooked before giving you low quality crap (in the forms of a signed lease and police raid respectively).
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (29)
nonamebranding 12
Not much of a friend.
species4872 20
What no discount for you?
tomvertigo 17
Any place I have ever rented from does a criminal background check before renting or leasing... surprised if they didn't do it or did it and didn't catch it.
ham814 8
my roomate got us raided one time too. nothin will make you crap your pants like cops in full gear
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
Hard lesson to be learned, never do it again!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You need a lawyer bad!
themanontheedge 13
that just made my day... just wow... get swatted m8
Grisha_fml 18
well, look on the bright side, you're still alive, and the drug dealer is no longer in your home