Today, I found out that when I thought the bullying had finally stopped, the bullies had actually been sponsored to be nice for charity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Don't let the bastards grind you down
Today, I heard a radio ad for the new anti-bullying efforts at a local middle school. The speaker in the ad was the school counselor… who was also my bully in high school. FML
Virtue signalling
Today, I stumbled upon a few of my former uni classmates’ social media profiles, all sharing anti-bullying posts and adding sad comments. Really thoughtful of them, if you ignore the fact that these same classmates bullied me relentlessly during my college years, causing me to take antidepressants daily. FML
Today, the 3 girls who have continuously bullied me for the past 3 years gave a class presentation on why bullying is so terrible. Judging from our teacher's comments, they're going to get top marks. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
We meet again
Today, the person who bullied me throughout my childhood eventually resulting in me going to therapy and switching schools became my boss. On top of that, he refers to me by the insulting nickname he called me during childhood. It's good to see that growing up hasn't changed him at all. FML
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Don't Fight Club
Today, I stood up to the school bully in a fight. Rather than thank me, the whole school, including some of his victims, now treat me like a psycho. Apparently they tolerated him because of his terrible foster parents, so me hitting him was actually way out of line, and insensitive. How did I become the bad guy here? FML
How the turntables…
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
People never learn
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
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randiZ25 0
girls can be really mean. just remember high school isn't forever and you'll do better then them some day!
labudamike 6
I'm sorry but i'm really confused :&
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Jiraval 0
There are Times when you have to face your problems. I know it's an easy thing to say, but one day you won't be able to take it anymore, and if you live your school they'll think that they won. Don't let them bother you, show them your Spirit ;) I really hope you'll find a way to stop this.
Jiraval 0
Leave* sorry
likesocoollike_fml 0
well, at least they stopped bullying for a while... so what's the problem?
bobjoefredsky 0
hehe
tpg1910 2
That can only mean one thing. They have to make up for lost time. I'd sleep with one eye open.
Petawhitney 2
Grow a ******* spine. Stop being a marshmallow. Get over yourself.
TheLetterZero 7
YDI for saying "actually" twice.
keoct 4
There are 2 things you can do, both work because I used both. 1st you can stand and fight, bully are cowards and even if you get the sh!t kicked out of you if you draw blood they will probably leave you alone, 2nd is to just ignore them, most of them will fail in life so all you have to do is do better than them. I ran into a guy that made my life living hell for almost 9 years, I invited him over to my place for dinner to catch up on old times. The loser was on welfare and could believe that I was living in a house this size and had done so well for myself, after all that I got the last laugh when 3 months later I read in the paper that he took a swan dive off a train bridge.
jackhammer786 0
If he made your life a living hell, why would you want to catch up with him over dinner?
keoct 4
To show that despite the torture he put me through I did exceedingly well for myself were he just failed at everything he tried, 25 with 2 failed marriages 5 kids he couldn't see, living in his parents’ house collecting welfare.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Did the bullying make you so vengeful? I've had tormentors but I can't imagine laughing because one of them commits suicide. The best revenge is not living to spite others. Hate only destroys the person who harbors it.
rusrsbrah 0
this^ just to prove you're richer than him? Why would you take joy in the fact that he killed himself? That's just ****** up, I don't care how he treated you.
keoct 4
A) last laugh is a figure of speech it doesn’t necessarily mean I laughed about it. B) If I worried about “baggage” I wouldn’t be able to do my job, I get paid well to more of less destroy lives, I do mostly undercover work for businesses and organizations and “clean house” of the dead weight.
Ugi 27
So your bully made you a ruthless bastard? Well done him.
sallen0046 4
Wait, you're complaining because people decided to start being nice in order to contribute to a charitable cause? People can only "bully" you if you let them. When you start standing up for yourself they get bored.
rattusrattus 19
Well sometimes they find it hilarious and keep bullying so you do it again.
fantasyworld 39
A lot of times they find it funny and keep doing it.
asianpowaaa 0
"why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends"
senorawesome7010 0
that really sucks :