Today, I found out that when I thought the bullying had finally stopped, the bullies had actually been sponsored to be nice for charity. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Don't let the bastards grind you down
Today, I heard a radio ad for the new anti-bullying efforts at a local middle school. The speaker in the ad was the school counselor… who was also my bully in high school. FML
Virtue signalling
Today, I stumbled upon a few of my former uni classmates’ social media profiles, all sharing anti-bullying posts and adding sad comments. Really thoughtful of them, if you ignore the fact that these same classmates bullied me relentlessly during my college years, causing me to take antidepressants daily. FML
Today, the 3 girls who have continuously bullied me for the past 3 years gave a class presentation on why bullying is so terrible. Judging from our teacher's comments, they're going to get top marks. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
We meet again
Today, the person who bullied me throughout my childhood eventually resulting in me going to therapy and switching schools became my boss. On top of that, he refers to me by the insulting nickname he called me during childhood. It's good to see that growing up hasn't changed him at all. FML
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Don't Fight Club
Today, I stood up to the school bully in a fight. Rather than thank me, the whole school, including some of his victims, now treat me like a psycho. Apparently they tolerated him because of his terrible foster parents, so me hitting him was actually way out of line, and insensitive. How did I become the bad guy here? FML
How the turntables…
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
People never learn
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
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randiZ25 0
girls can be really mean. just remember high school isn't forever and you'll do better then them some day!
labudamike 6
I'm sorry but i'm really confused :&
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FYLx2 0
Expert in Akido right here. :p
FYLx2 0
54- Dumbass, I was on a iphone in a moving car. Don't be too quick to say I am lieing, you don't even know me, nor my capabilities. PS: No one likes a grammar nazi!
Sinkhole 26
I like Grammar Nazis! Are you still on an iPhone in a moving car, FYLx2? Ah, nevermind, I don't think that's a good enough reason to write 'lieing', at least we know that writing 'lying' correctly is not one of your capabilities.
FYLx2 0
I have nothing to prove to you assholes.
FYLx2 0
Listen, You have nothing better to do then to say because I misspelled a few words, that automatically makes it impossible for me to be a expert in Aikido? If everyone had your sense of logic the USA just might still be British. I am a expert, I've practiced it since the age of 10. So get over your self, and learn to cope with your ignorance.
justbigbs 6
If you want bullying to stop, you have to stand up for yourself and **** them up if the **** with you. If you in a situation where you can't afford to get into trouble. There's a lot of circumstances for that. You'll going to have to wait until you graduate. If you already out of school, ydi. otherwise take self defense classes, alternatively pepper spray and other things works, just make sure its justified.
onebadfoxbody 0
zzzzzz...
DocBastard 40
Yes, you're as annoying as a mosquito. We can all see that. Now we know you sound like one too.
nietsrepus 0
that's hilarious lol fyl though. start carrying a cane to beat them with?
Zodiac666 0
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
MitchellK 3
well isn't that a good thing?
fairypower 4
I agree if they pick on u fight em if you **** up the main bully they will respect you,funny how prison and high school are so similar
sparta98 4
Just ignore the brats. When I was in seventh grade there was this kid that thought he was a gangster, pants around his knees, the pathetic swagger, the whole shebang. I'm in ninth grade now. That stupid runt is STILL in seventh grade, still thinks he's a gangster, and still hasn't surpassed "5"3.
Sekococo 0
^
victoria329 0
So true. when I was younger, I really used to bully this one girl and even turned the whole school against but one day it just hit me that she has emotions too. now we're really good friends. :) stick it out and focus on your grades and never respond to the bullying, either by breaking down or by getting then back. just ignore them and show then that they can't hurt you or make you feel low about yourself. hopefully one day they'll realize what they're doing. bullies don't always stay bullies.