Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I found out my ex was sleeping around with others without a condom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML
Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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Top comments
sayyestothedress 24
Well, you didn't specify what kind of safety! Jk sorry OP!
martin8337 36
Dump her and find better friends.
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Comments (88)
ostfaiz 18
both should b ur ex's now, he used the condom n she let him use it, very strange n rare!
captainsmegma 12
Maybe he assumed that you were going to continue your fetish of being a broad. Or did you mean you were overseas?
anonymous1604_fml 19
Bro code... Bro's before hoe's.... That's ****** up OP. Sorry man
Ervinator35 25
Change is always good, right?
metheonlyb 17
Wow! What sort of jerk friend does that. And your girlfriend is a *****. There can be no justification for cheating in a relationship. If you like someone, breakup and then go hook up. Sorry OP! I hope you find someone worthy of you.
FrizzyInTheZone 5
That's just a betrayal of friendship, really almost the worst kind of betrayal, maybe even the worst, sorry OP.
Joshery 14
"Buddy"
worldclassrager 41
Did she miss sex that much?
mR_lastPlace 8
Been there OP :/ it's a screwed up situation... sorry bro. Now ask yourself, are any of her friends hotter than her and single jk
silverstream20 20
I'm sorry OP. See, this happened to me. I was overseas on a tour for two weeks and my then friend asked me if he could take my then girlfriend for a movie and being me I let them go. well needless to say, he showed her lots of attention both in the cinema and in the bathroom. When I found out I was stupid enough to forgive them and what did I get in return? she cheated again and then I dropped them both. Sorry for the long comment but yeah get rid of them you don't need fake friends and unfaithful girlfriends. Find someone who loves you and only you.