Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I found out my ex was sleeping around with others without a condom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML
Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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Top comments
sayyestothedress 24
Well, you didn't specify what kind of safety! Jk sorry OP!
martin8337 36
Dump her and find better friends.
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Comments (88)
WasabiMars 21
That backstabber. I hope you punch the air out of his guts when you see him.
bishop2563 8
******* asshole. at least they used a condom... *my* girlfriend *didn't* use a condom :'(
foxy_sunshine 8
At least he used a condom and she didn't have a growing belly convincing you it was yours. It sucks for you..... thanks for your service even if they don't appreciate it.
Akouseur 7
"abroad" doesn't mean military, it just means you're in a different country.
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Well....shit
bugandhi 7
Drunk history 2.0
Zeone_fml 9
While you were abroad, she was being a broad... classic
fthismess 10
Does no one see the Dawson's Creek in this??
nitrog100 21
Get a microsyringe and stick a drop of Pure Cap (500k Scoville units) in the reservoir tip of all of his condoms. He will pray for a quick death the second it touches his urethra.
candyolympics 17
What corner of hell did you crawl from?
DR9614 4
That's a true friend! He even took care of her needs!
lilmimi425 4
To anyone. (I know some people don't know but in this case he obviously knew) Oops this was a reply to "how can anyone to that to a friend"