Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I found out my ex was sleeping around with others without a condom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML
Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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Top comments
sayyestothedress 24
Well, you didn't specify what kind of safety! Jk sorry OP!
martin8337 36
Dump her and find better friends.
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Comments (88)
no_lungs 16
lol, ahh yes, relationships at their finest. My advice: lose the sad excuse of a friend, keep sleeping with the **** until you find a hotter one and burn this into your brain....M.O.B.
zombombaby 18
Ouch, sounds like you have a shitty girlfriend AND a shitty husband. Ditch 'em both. Time for an upgrade.
freebird5of1979 7
Husband?
EmpireCityRay 13
@OP U deserved it! You should have asked one of her girlfriends to look out for you. WTF did you think?, your boy's hormones wouldn't prevail. SMH
ksks1234 33
It sounds like you are saying that men have absolutely no self control.
rickyvil 11
are you trying to say that all women will cheat if guy wants in?
LJtorana15 5
dude are you a psychologist? I guess not from your comment as you make.it sound like.all guys are just horny bastards that think about sex constantly. and it takes two to tango my friend. he did not deserve it and he can't help if his girlfriend is going to sleep around. he just needs to either see why she did it or find someone else
Manosapo 18
Keep your friends close because those are your true enemy's.
niome_fml 9
Boo!
sydneysays 15
?
mykeenblade 7
I think the "bright side" he was referring to was the "safe" bit.
annarcheer 19
she sounds delightful
paramor3 23
What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick? .....accidents happen I suppose lol
ostfaiz 18
shit happened!
KaylaTackett 18
At least it didn't sting your face.
MRSwick2525 23
I think you have the wrong FML. The one about the wasp was before this one... just saying
kittymisfit 13
I actually like this comment for this fml. think about it for a moment. :)