Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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FFML_314 12
Did you break the rest?
ThereIsNoFork 0
Wow what a fail at kissing. What the hell did he do? Smile like this :D and then go in for it?
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Comments (93)
Wandering_Witch 0
I would laugh my ass off and dump him. HE deserved it!
CoolAidIsMyName 0
Or dump his ass and then take a dump.
jdfml90 0
Really? That must be hard to do by kissing, maybe they bumped faces...
Lindsye_3314 0
Ew. Who breaks a tooth from kissing? I've never heard of something like that happening!
trudom108 0
OP maybe you should tell us if you guys were dating when he chipped his tooth cuz if he was I agree that you should break the others and if he wasn't maybe you should carefully teach him how to kiss
NavyguyWTF 1
Unless it happened while you were together why the hell does it matter? If not then how is this even an fml?
TheEpicLlama 0
Dude...How is this even possible unless your teeth are like..rotten. Plus if they were that's just nasty..haha.
TheEpicLlama 0
I meant his teeth. Haha.
YoYoYo20_21_22 2
ydi for being a whiny baby.
PixilatedGrace 0
Her teeth mustv'e been made of nasty bricks OP. but then again, maybe if you had given a little somethin somethin to your boyfriend he wouldn't have had to go running to another girl :
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Man What?! moderate this shit next time
mynewaccount 8
49 is super cute!