Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, thanks to my son's inability to keep his trap shut, and natural ability to piss everybody off, our landlord is now not renewing our lease at the end of the month, and went out of his way to let me know it is all my son's fault, and he can’t wait to personally kick us both into the street. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
Today, I confronted my lousy, loud, messy neighbors about the trash they throw in my yard. They responded by throwing my trash in their yard, then called the police to report me for vandalism and illegal dumping when I returned their trash. Guess who has a court appearance in two weeks… FML
Today, I found my neighbours bratty kid in my house, eating my snacks, dirtying my sofa, and drawing on pages torn from my books. I marched him back home by the ear, him screaming I was a meanie, and his mother's only excuse was, “Boys will be boys.” No apology or anything. I HATE KIDS. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
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isallwaysme 27
Tranquilizer gun.
fantita495 19
Sue them...
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fantita495 19
Sue them...
ThirstyGrunt 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Suing is not the answer to everything
lilhellian 27
I sue you for being thirsty! >.>
fantita495 19
It is when your property is being damaged & you're being defamed/slandered....
niallo 23
Not only that, you have a judgement against them. It's not always about money. If they are convincing the landlord that you are the cause, you now have to protect yourself. This way the landlord can't evict you as a troublemaker. Also, you might get some damages.
LeeRed 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You can't just sue anytime anywhere like the USA. Besides you have to take in account the legal cost for sueing, it's a tad bit expensive. My verdict, not worth it.
garrett1999o3 16
So kids throwing rocks a your car, bullying your siblings, and cussing at them, isn't worth a law-suit? You must do very well in shool...
weveevee 3
Suing someone does not imply that you are suing for money. You're able to sue for a range of different things, and if one wins the lawsuit the losing party must, by law, follow the terms set forth by the court. It could be from taking a sign down in a store, to forcing a landlord to evict the tenets
blackman100 20
2 months of this going on and you haven't said anything?! After the first 2 days, I'd be gettin my ass a lawyer or some shit.
Matt_greener 8
Lol at #1 "sue them" first thing i think of is good ol 'MERICA
EvilUndead 9
5, Since you can't just kill them all, it would make sense to sue them instead.
ThirstyGrunt 6
first
isallwaysme 27
Tranquilizer gun.
license2chill 5
Should just let OP's siblings jump this little shit for good for once, before you move away.
Damian95 16
I was thinking some candy, a large table, and a larger net.
Uhscanherdarklee 10
She has no candy. The movie theater wouldn't accept her food stamps card.
tygerarmy 35
File a police report. But it sounds like you would probably be better off in a new place.
Charmillionaire 13
Or just go all out "Malcolm in the Middle" on them. When they got terrible neighbors, they planned to bury stolen good under their window... and THEN file a police report.
akimes94 5
Make sure to video record the acts before filing a report. You'll want more than just witness base.
fishstick557 14
It would but unfortunately by the time they're all packed and have found a new place the problem will probably be resolved if not why spend even more money on a new place?
ShannyAK 16
Video evidence
godfathermock 19
Yes! Best thing you can do if you want to win a case.
goodoldave 17
She's ******* the landlord.
BeccaHugs 17
Throw some ******* shit at their car.
3rdbass 9
I fail to see how a projectile of copulating feces will fix this problem.
jubskant101 4
Like literally shit. Shit in your hand and smear it all over their windshield... Because THATS the best way to get through this problem. *huge eye-roll*
Wimoweh 10
I don't see why not! Feces have helped get through a lot of trouble back in the day...
buckerado 19
Steps for not taking shit from the neighbors:Take some laxatives, wait until dawn, take the first position on the front door(if possible aim for the door knob), then make your way to the car(again if possible aim for the handle)...At dawn you must release the kraken! If, and only if they retaliate, may you video tape their dispicable revenge and give the evidence to the school, police, landlord, etc.
Koravel 10
Yeah, you know because they're totally not just call the police and be able to press charges because you left your DNA on their car. Totally the last thing that'll ever happen.
Kyle_Kawi27 7
Hell yea.
timelessone 16
63, that's why you use someone else's.
LeslieAustin 9
Lmao...
Original_Outcast 23
Bad Parenting at it's finest.
Archay 13
I feel as it would be be worst instead of baddest
Original_Outcast 23
You and I. We should get married, and raise children like those parents!
Welshite 40
Please don't, for the sake of humanity. The world can barely handle FreshPie as it is; God forbid we have little OutcastStrudels running about.
_DudeGuy_ 16
I feel like FreshPie and Original's child, would be the person from "Goonies" that screams "HEY YOU GUYS!"
Original_Outcast 23
Okay sign here to be the god-parent okay? Fine, if we die and you don't want them they'll be raised in a cave by birds.
_DudeGuy_ 16
I'll be the god-parent on one condition, when you two die, I want FreshPie to leave me those motherf***ing awesome horns in the will.
Welshite 40
And now you are back as a zombie. *cocks shotgun* May I do the honors?
Original_Outcast 23
No no, sweetie. It's if we die while they are minors. I have already made my will to give Poopi our daughter on the way to a family full of rock doves.
gc327072 31
70- You mean Poopsi? Good grief, if you can't spell your daughter's name right, you're no better than the mother in the story!
rachilio 26
92- or maybe he just meant Poopi. The original comment did mention shit.
Original_Outcast 23
*She and yes, Poopi and Poopington are twins.
lilhellian 27
I'm curious as to how the hell they convinced the landlord unless there's something you're not telling us.
spaboolly 26
Some people will believe anything, no matter how delusional the person saying it may be.
_DudeGuy_ 16
They found the op naked on the couch, doing pot, and surrounded by kittens. Due to this, they already thought the OP was a bad person.
GuessWhatKids 13
lol "doing pot"
asmari 10
I smell someone wining a court case
PenguinBitch 44
Assemble the forces! Sharpen the swords! Strengthen the wall! After you've done this go ding dong ditch at their door. That will show them.
tjv3 10
NONONO don't waste the charmin use the Scott 1000 it provides more overall coverage and is shit cheap