Today, my husband gave me an ultimatum - choose him or my male best friend. I chose my husband. My husband then admitted to me that he was hoping I would choose my best friend so he would have an excuse to leave me and wouldn't have to tell me he's been cheating on me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my boyfriend an ultimatum: me, the girl who’s been there through thick and thin for the past 2 years, supported him through his unemployment and death of his father, and who cooks and cleans for him every day, or the girl coworker who he’s been emotionally cheating on me with. Guess who he chose. FML
Today, I contemplated leaving my husband because his best friend is overbearing and doesn't respect the boundaries of our relationship, all while talking bad about me to him. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Today, my husband told me that I’m no longer “allowed” to see my best friend of 27 years. He’s worked up in his mind that she’s going to try to convince me to cheat on him because she’s single. She literally introduced us and was the maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, I asked my wife who she would choose, me or the dog. She chose the dog. No hesitation. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML
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Top comments
Maddoctor 10
Ouch, harsh. Well, at least you can divorce his cheating ass now.
wowfmlife 0
Tell him you only chose him to cover up your affair with the best friend
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Comments (104)
Maddoctor 10
Ouch, harsh. Well, at least you can divorce his cheating ass now.
0___0 9
Yeah I agree, divorce him+ take the house and all your $$$$/kids/pets/valuables with you ;) BTW, if you click on the location (Ontario) there are some very interesting FMLs. These ones are the best/worst (as in worst situation but a good FML) O_O
littlemssvixen 3
AGREED! xxx
thebigslim 13
You obviously deserve much better than him.... sorry this happened to you. FYL indeed.
wowfmlife 0
Tell him you only chose him to cover up your affair with the best friend
mariahrawks 0
Let's say bestfriend dosen't think of her romantically and finds out she said this?
fyourlife33 0
well maybe you can have your male best friend now, you must have liked him some being that your husband thought you might choose the friend over him
teamhat 0
damn your husbands a bastard
nickspohn 0
leave your husband now, because by reading this you guys will split at one point anyways. Why waste time being with someone like that?
rallets 23
lmfao wrong FML
randomxtremely 0
aw
lastminuteperm 0
So...your husband wants to leave you.? why write all the words? LOL...judo kidding. I know yiou have to write a lot of words for it to be excepted.
JanisEvans 10
...and that's why you should never choose lovers over friends... fyl
shewasalmost18 0
damn, your husband is a straight up pube.