Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML
Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
Today, a month after getting a big promotion, I found out that I'm stuck with my old job. No one wants to take my old position, so they are vacating my new one and will post it, because, "This one is more desirable, and your's is shit." FML
Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, after resigning from my current job, I was let go from the new job I hadn't even started yet. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boss, who'd hired me after two months of waiting and begging for this position. A week into the job, the company is closing our store. FML
Today, after being told two weeks ago that my contract would be renewed, my boss managed to tell me that actually he had other applicants for the job. I will be let go, but he offered me two months extra so I could finish the projects he had me working on. FML
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Top comments
ryukk_fml 3
your own damn fault.
Beebow_fml 5
Ydi, you could've left your old job peacefully. I guess that shows how mature of a manager you will be.
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Comments (120)
RebekahBrooke 9
that's why you always leave on good terms. just in case.
Gloria_GDA 0
That's what we call karma!!!
bubo_fml 11
Yer late, buddy..."Don't ask, don't tell" ended yesterday...
Enslaved 38
I heard about that. I think it's great that no one needs to pretend to be whom they're not. "Looking for a Few Good Men"(:
mic203 2
yaw,gotta go out with a bang,take a vacation,tell whoever u owe take a number and wait a month or two,hold no regrets...besides had ur reasons rite?
mj_ok 9
Always leave on a good note.
mic203 2
kinda takes the fun out of it.
iparker97 0
YDI. I'm really starting to get sick and tired of everyone using 'gay' as an insult. Last time I checked, there's nothing wrong with being gay.
xXCANUCKSXx 0
Youre gay
perdix 31
You ought to go to your boss on bended knee to beg for your old job back, and hope that he is literally gay (or at least bi-curious). If you are right, you can get a job by giving a 'job.
TheJashinist 8
I think that's called karma.
gemno333 8
Well yeah I agree with most of the posts. Ya do deserve it. 1) using the gay word like that. It's not right. And 2) It's never a good idea to burn a bridge. Sorry dude but it's the truth.
36AngryPandas 1
man that was a bad move. But what do I know? I'm just a panda!