Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML
Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
Today, a month after getting a big promotion, I found out that I'm stuck with my old job. No one wants to take my old position, so they are vacating my new one and will post it, because, "This one is more desirable, and your's is shit." FML
Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, after resigning from my current job, I was let go from the new job I hadn't even started yet. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boss, who'd hired me after two months of waiting and begging for this position. A week into the job, the company is closing our store. FML
Today, after being told two weeks ago that my contract would be renewed, my boss managed to tell me that actually he had other applicants for the job. I will be let go, but he offered me two months extra so I could finish the projects he had me working on. FML
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Top comments
ryukk_fml 3
your own damn fault.
Beebow_fml 5
Ydi, you could've left your old job peacefully. I guess that shows how mature of a manager you will be.
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Comments (120)
Slimma 20
YDI... it's too simple. You're an idiot. Why would you do something that childish? I mean you're supposed to be involved in some new management position and so you go to your old boss and burn that bridge by calling him gay? It was too hard to just walk away to a better job? Sounds like you won't be enjoying your new position that long if that is how you are going to act.
naty045 0
I would have pitted you! But apparently for you being called gay is a bad thing so you totally deserve it! Karma is a bitch isn't it
Dudddde_fml 4
Being called gay is a bad thing
savemycookie 0
And this is why you don't burn you bridges boys and girls T.T wow no offense but YDI
HatefulPilot 0
71, as a former member of the white pointy hoods group, I take major offense to that.
HatefulPilot 0
Delete this comment please.
fogrunner 13
******* homophobe. I wish I were gay + in the same room as you --> your death by fright.
Dudddde_fml 4
Actually I wouldn't die by fright because I am not a homophobe. I don't believe in the silly "born that way" theory and I definitely don't agree with the lifestyle choice
scrapmetal58 9
So what you're saying is that you, as in Duuddddde, could "become" gay at any moment. Regardless if you disagree with the "lifestyle choice" you could become gay (or you are gay and just in denial). Loser.
Dudddde_fml 4
And in all honesty, being gay just a disgusting explanation for why your childhood was so shitty when in reality you had a mental disorder this whole time that caused you to believe homosexuality is the only explanation
some_girl9 8
Your very life only exists on the internet, troll. Have fun hugging your pillow tonight, and knowing that ALL people in love can now go out and get married. Maybe not in every state, but they can always travel. So deal, loser. :)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh really? No wonder you think that, homophobe who spend's time trolling hate on fml.
Dudddde_fml 4
Oh really??? thats why you'fe a fag, right there.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Now you're just spewimg verbal diarrhea from your tiny brain. It need to be removed, may I suggest you go visit docbastard?
Moviegirl89 11
Your own fault there karma
Dudddde_fml 4
If it is possible for Karma to exist then so can God.