Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML
Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
Today, a month after getting a big promotion, I found out that I'm stuck with my old job. No one wants to take my old position, so they are vacating my new one and will post it, because, "This one is more desirable, and your's is shit." FML
Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, after resigning from my current job, I was let go from the new job I hadn't even started yet. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boss, who'd hired me after two months of waiting and begging for this position. A week into the job, the company is closing our store. FML
Today, after being told two weeks ago that my contract would be renewed, my boss managed to tell me that actually he had other applicants for the job. I will be let go, but he offered me two months extra so I could finish the projects he had me working on. FML
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Top comments
ryukk_fml 3
your own damn fault.
Beebow_fml 5
Ydi, you could've left your old job peacefully. I guess that shows how mature of a manager you will be.
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Comments (120)
Freeze_fml 17
You sure showed him. Now your paycheck can go around for everyone else, smart guy.
yoshiyakiryu 20
Wait, people older than 12 still use gay as an insult? Really?
vi3tno_romeo 5
Too much confident leads to a regretful results...
bavimonster 2
Gay is such a childish insult. He probably was relieved you quit, hated you anyways. I hope your next employer gets that awesome feedback of your middle school potty mouth.
iMagzzzy 0
**** yeah!
stevenmx86 8
This was an fyl until I read the last couple words.. ydi fully... Don't burn bridges unless you have to...
shooterbuddy 8
You don't bite the hand that feeds you. ...,
hymenopterans 1
The people whom you are going to "manage" are the ones whose lives are f*d.
Dudddde_fml 4
The people on this site amaze me. They take an innocent FML and turn it into a gay pride forum. The fact that he called his boss gay isn't even the point of the FML. So all you sensitive little cumrags shut up.
Joey44 15
Awww, is poor baby scared of all the nasty gay people?
Capt_Oblivious 10
So, let me see if I can interpret what your saying here into simple form; "I'm a complete ******* dumbass and burned burned the bridge with my former employer while, in the mean time, my new position may potentially fall through leaving me completely screwed" Yeah, I think that about sums it up.