Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML
Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
Today, a month after getting a big promotion, I found out that I'm stuck with my old job. No one wants to take my old position, so they are vacating my new one and will post it, because, "This one is more desirable, and your's is shit." FML
Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, after resigning from my current job, I was let go from the new job I hadn't even started yet. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boss, who'd hired me after two months of waiting and begging for this position. A week into the job, the company is closing our store. FML
Today, after being told two weeks ago that my contract would be renewed, my boss managed to tell me that actually he had other applicants for the job. I will be let go, but he offered me two months extra so I could finish the projects he had me working on. FML
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Top comments
ryukk_fml 3
your own damn fault.
Beebow_fml 5
Ydi, you could've left your old job peacefully. I guess that shows how mature of a manager you will be.
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Comments (120)
bjdavey 8
well that sucks!
fymother 13
YDI. Don't burn your bridges. And YDIx1000 for calling him gay. Using "gay" as a slur is immature and offensive to more than just your boss. And seriously, that's the best you could come up with?? I'm really unimpressed.
EvilPotato 15
What did your boss do to you OP?
fymother 13
His boss "flipped" him lol
happyhak 5
This FML is a fake...OP is obviously not old enough or mature enough to have a job.
LiveLaughFML 10
hey, I was taught growing up in school that gay meant happy..which is the opposite of what your boss will be when you explain the situation to him. ;)
FarSide 23
Dumb ass. Never spit in the well, you may have to drink from it.
ryukk_fml 3
your own damn fault.
gntfmlingnow 12
Agreed. If you want to burn bridges on your way out, do something cool, don't just insult your boss. Wait, you guys meant don't bun the bridges in the first place? That's no fun...
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
OP ydi...what ever that means ._. anyone care to tell me?
BellaBelle_fml 23
YDI=You Deserve It FYL=**** Your Life OP=Original Poster It's all good bro, we've all been newcomers and had to find out what those mean as well. Good day to.
hemz_fml 13
Look at the bright side, now that you know this ahead of time, you have some time to get a new job
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
I'm not new I just didn't know ydi
KennKenn 0
56- It's unlikely you've been here for a while and didn't know the meaning of YDI.
bitchslapped22 14
He has over 300 comments
BellaBelle_fml 23
Xx_Dakota_xX; Well then, YDI for having over 300 comments and not knowing what YDI meant. Stop wasting my time and curtesy. I retract my good day to you.
meowwmeg 3
YDI D:
TeeHee124 0
Seriously what the hell were you thinking?
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
32 ^ thread jacking in progress
Torrey_Turner 12
I dont know who you are i love you. thats fricken funny i couldnt tell my boss that!
MrsPegg 45
And I don't know who you are, but your comment is irritating and full of grammatical errors.
MrsPegg 45
Aww, c'mon now. I was just kidding people!!
CryMoreFMLs 15
Mien grammar is gooder.
volley4eva1698 0
but mine grammar is the most bestest
eyealaska 4
What's wrong with being gay?
RavagedSouI 0
There is no wrong in being gay, unless your objective is to force your beliefs on straight people.
zach630 0
Everything is wrong with it
iam_yummylicious 12
JfI love being gay. Its ******* amazing. Homosexuality>heterosexuality. Anyway calling people gay or saying "that's gay" is for the most part fine. I say it often. But the way the OP used it was extremely lame. Like seriously? If you're going to insult your ex-boss as you exit your workplace for the last time at least make it worth while. I feel like you fail at life.
movingtarget_fml 4
30 I can tell your a fag by your pic
Grimmerie 31
30, you're an idiot. calling someone gay as an insult is like calling someone a ****** as an insult. not cool.
marpay 11
As a lesbian I would thank you if you stopped using my sexuality as an insult. Keep your hate speech under your white pointy hood.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#22 That's insulting to me. **** YOU descriminating pig.
TheWindowLicker 13
54, don't hate me if I'm wrong, but the way I read his(or her) comment it said he( or she) DOESN'T like the fact that he used gay as an insult, however he(or she) did say that it is ok to use it to describe something (I.e. That was so gay>. Once again I could have misread it since I just woke up but that's what it seems like to me.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Agree with #76 Btw my earlier comment wasn't homophobic. Sorry it pissed you off.
Badab1ng 5
Faggots be hatin'
MrsPegg 45
And THAT my friend, is why you NEVER insult your boss!!!.... but that really does suck though.
HatefulPilot 0
I always insult my boss/commander. And then he buys me a case of beer. Winning!
Beebow_fml 5
Ydi, you could've left your old job peacefully. I guess that shows how mature of a manager you will be.
mistersheezy 7
Thats why you don't burn any bridges.
sexylarry 3
Ha good job I feel sorry for the Place that hired you
afdude87 6
bad move huh? always make sure before you make an ass out of yourself. what if you never get the job? ydi.