Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML
Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
Today, a month after getting a big promotion, I found out that I'm stuck with my old job. No one wants to take my old position, so they are vacating my new one and will post it, because, "This one is more desirable, and your's is shit." FML
Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, after resigning from my current job, I was let go from the new job I hadn't even started yet. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boss, who'd hired me after two months of waiting and begging for this position. A week into the job, the company is closing our store. FML
Today, after being told two weeks ago that my contract would be renewed, my boss managed to tell me that actually he had other applicants for the job. I will be let go, but he offered me two months extra so I could finish the projects he had me working on. FML
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Top comments
ryukk_fml 3
your own damn fault.
Beebow_fml 5
Ydi, you could've left your old job peacefully. I guess that shows how mature of a manager you will be.
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Comments (120)
Torrey_Turner 12
I sure hope that management position falls through then you would really have a reason to post a fml
saIty 17
Go back and tell your old boss you meant to call him a happy jolly person. But that'll never work. You're screwed.
gusgus36 5
Haven't you heard you shouldn't burn bridges with past employers? Seriously
MrsPegg 45
Right?? Especially since previous employment history is important! For all we know, his "new" company could've called his "old" company and his boss told them about his comments he made upon leaving... I know damn well I wouldn't hire a manager that immature and unprofessional!
ReynshineCutting 10
It totally depends on the job and the company you're leaving though. When my fiancé finally is able to quit where he's at, he's going to cuss out one of his supervisors. When you're treated as a slave and paid no better and constantly degraded, it's ok to do that. They wouldn't be a good reference anyway and maybe it'll be one more thing to wake them the **** up so they realize what fucktards they are. Probably not since once a fucktard boss, always a fucktard boss, but one can dream.
abbybailey204 19
But gay people r awesome and the most fun people u will ever meet
pandapat89 3
That's called winning.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Charlie Sheen style!
Senior29 8
way 2 go! :)
emateetee 0
youre a ****** moron
you_failed 15
What a ******* immature thing to say OP. YDI.
Jasonf6 0
So you called him gay fir what reason? If he isn't gay, congratulations on promoting hate.
purrantula 3
You're an idiot, and clearly homophobic and immature. Using 'gay' as an insult is degrading to LGBTQ people, makes you look like a twelve-year-old bigot, and proliferates inequality. You totally deserve what you got.