Giggity
United States
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Thanks Fred
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Ewwwwww
United States
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Anonymous
Community cat squad
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
maggotsinmycarpet
United States
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
hantavirus
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
New filter
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Brain_fart
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML
Anonymous
Tulsa, United States
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
shadokis
Charlotte, United States
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
tannarox
United States
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Top comments
jewels1877 0
He was just planning to give it to you as a surprise! D: you ruined it!
sweet_candy_ 17
When you clean your room op don't forget to clean under your bed.
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Comments (85)
XxCrazygirlxX 0
awww he was giving you presents!!! mice decompose in 3 days, so whatever you found was VERY recent.
iluvfmls456 0
wtf mice don't decompose after 3 days you dumbass
beocA 3
gross... maggots hatch in like 2 weeks... if you hadn't found it before decomposition, you'd have a hundred flies or other insect in your room.
RX_Paul 0
She did say it was her cat. So yea, she has a cat.
djrox11 0
haha nice
john443 5
Could be worse, i guess
socalsd 0
YDI for not cleaning under your bed
b1ondiee 0
i agree they are the cutest ! :D
GracefulGoddess 0
...At least they were dead?
TempestRain 0
Ok. Why did you wait so long to find it? eww!
Bri555 0
agreed. wouldn't you check under your bed the instant you smelled something under it? :P
Schlimpikins 0
Kill the cat, it's really the only logical thing to do at this point
HappinessForFree 3
Your cat must love you a lot, considering she caught them all for you. :) It's sweet, in a disgusting way.