Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Catfished
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Stolen valor
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
Incognito IRL
Today, my daughter confessed that she’s pregnant from a one-night stand with some guy she met on vacation in Florida a few months ago. The dirtbag never told her his last name and the phone number he gave her was fake. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
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alya_fml 0
make a facebook account as a hot guy on her age, add her and chat with her. when she is really in to it, break the news!
Shutsuji 3
The joys of today's youth. This is where your parental powers activate! :D
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Comments (105)
kimicalassassin 0
That's tough love.
Famouss55 0
umm this was deffinatly in the movie "the perfect man." copycat!
seanseansean321 0
it's time to either get the belt. or take everything out of her room except the bed an blankets and stuff. pasword block the computer. take away phone and iPod. everything. make her come straight home from school everday. if she can mess with your social life. you can destroy hers.
Auren206 0
This response assumes that your daughter is a child as per the other responses. Note that no other response assumed that your daughter is an adult, which would actuary be more reasonable considering she managed to fake being an adult male in a relationship. ----------------------------------------- DO NOT DO WHAT ALL THESE PEOPLE HAVE TOLD YOU. Children have a strong seance of vengeance, and not a good understanding of cause and effect. If you take her stuff you will never find yours. Well, at least until it's been hammered. Worst case scenario is she runs away, and a child running away can ed up hurt, kidnapped, or even killed. Through research social researchers have showed that negative reinforcement is the least effective technique for teaching children. Instead sit your kid down and take a long time to explain that what she did was vary mean. PS. You can't destroy her social life. For one, it will just end badly for the both of you if you try, and if you succeed it would damage her developmental advancement. -----------------------------------------
corleon198425 22
man even your kids know your a loser!!!
Sexiichick 0
OMG I did that to my dad it was so funny I almost pissed my slef I told him to meet me at the bar and he went and I'm like 13 it was funny shit like **** man u got Owend lol (:
ms_not_so_happy 0
savage!
Trixies100 0
wow what a bitchie thing to do.but that tells u that u are really a loser
carteran06 0
rotflmfao ILLNESS HA
swkisses5 0
rotflolmfaomg!!!!!!! ha ha they got u, u can't even be mad because thats funny. u warn ur daughter about online dating and yet u fell into a trap that she set lmfao jokes on u
Postalpig 0
lol suck :)