Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I saw the guy I met on Tinder and went out with, only to be told “I’m not ready for a relationship, let’s just be friends” out on a date kissing another girl. I interrupted the date to rip him a new one for lying to me, only to be escorted out by the restaurant manager. FML
Today, I decided to try the Facebook dating profile. I met up with a guy, we had a great vibe and we were talking when I started rubbing his feet. He left and a bit later he texted me, telling me he had a great time, but to "never touch his fucking feet again" and blocked me. FML
Today, I was preparing for a date with an amazing woman I'd been talking to for two weeks. An hour before our date, I sent a check-in text; no response. After about 30 minutes, I reset my phone as a last hope and received her message from TWO HOURS BEFORE, checking in with me. I'm now blocked with no way to explain. FML
Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
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Top comments
KingAdrock 16
That's not an FML. That's a "You Dodged A Bullet".
GUYMAINE 16
Probably thought you were playing him
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Comments (24)
Dave_Davington 34
Really now, how can you expect him to go out with you if you won't even let him send you dick pics?
mattyiscool123 26
Did you mean he unmatched you?
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
No, blocked....
mattyiscool123 26
Unless I don’t know where it is, there’s no block button on tinder. Just unmatch and report
Brendan Schnopp 7
look at it as a good thing, cuz apparently he's an insecure loser and now he won't be wasting any more of your time. on to the next one!
KingAdrock 16
That's not an FML. That's a "You Dodged A Bullet".
adjwejaelwkdc 21
You took the words right out of my mouth. I was about to make that exact comment.
manb91uk 22
His loss honey
GUYMAINE 16
Probably thought you were playing him
Gofuckyourself 24
How long were you talking to him for? I mean... if you've already agreed on a date... what's the harm in sharing your number?
mccuish 25
I had something similar with a girl I was chatting with ask for me for my skype right after a few messages
RichardPencil 32
Next week? Tinder is for dates in the next 15 minutes.
weazle 13
98% of the time of someone won’t give you their number they are a catfish. 1% of the time are worried about something random and the other 1% just don’t want to give it to you, no reason just don’t want to. You probably missed out on your soul mate op
timinator5000 28
I don't give out my number when on those sites till I meet them. Why do you need a number if we are already chatting through the app. I do give out Snapchat so you can take a current photo to verify its you. Granted I hate calling and talking on the phone. Just like texting.