Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, my friend with benefits that I was starting to like forgot my name in front of his friends when they asked who I was. We've known each other for at least a year. I think this means I'm just a benefit. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
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Top comments
boatiebanter 0
How have you not noticed sooner? If he's just a **** buddy I'm not sure you can expect much more.
jackie27 0
hahaha, no formal introduction?
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Comments (199)
Tehalon 0
I can totally understand! I always have trouble remembering names and once you 'know' someone and dont remember their name its abit akward asking for it.
deaditegirl 0
That's what you get from just a ****-buddy. Try to have higher standards in the future.
rukusrazor 0
hahah #13: My thoughts exactly. "Vulva?.... oh! Deloris! Your name is Deloris!"
kelther 0
wtf? why call someone a ***** just because he/she likes sex? you must not be too secure with yourself...
love15_fml 8
And THIS is why so many people have STDs... if he doesn't know your name then I bet you don't know that much else about each other, if you have been recently tested clean... how many others then and now... yeah, may wanna know that.
Danastica 0
ydi.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
you really never noticed? i can only imagine what your name is in his phone "that bitch i rail" or maybe "baby" hahaha sucks to be you but at least youre getting some.
omfgglol 0
I'm so sorry baby...
greasy_broad 0
In this day and age with cell phones and facebook, I find this hard to believe. I'm not saying it's fake, I'm saying you're a complete moron. Did you never call him yourself and say "Hey it's ____"? I wonder what he had you listed as in his cell phone. Probably "Drunk Hoe"
blameyourself 0
I wonder what he put you down as in his phone