Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, my friend with benefits that I was starting to like forgot my name in front of his friends when they asked who I was. We've known each other for at least a year. I think this means I'm just a benefit. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
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boatiebanter 0
How have you not noticed sooner? If he's just a **** buddy I'm not sure you can expect much more.
jackie27 0
hahaha, no formal introduction?
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Comments (199)
marz88 0
The trick is to tattoo your name or stick a name tag right above your snatch..that way the introductions go a lot faster
Beelzebub 0
YDI
Eresbel 0
I clicked YDI not because I think you're slutty (I don't) but because this means you probably didn't hook up in a healthy way. (i.e. you were probably drunk or high.)
green_room119 0
haven't you ever heard "say my name" by destiny's child??
Carosello 0
it's like "John Tucker Must Die" John Tucker calls all his girlfriends "baby" so he doesn't get their names mixed up/so he doesn't forget who he's with (I guess) "Say my name, say my name..." -Destiny's Child :)
DieVanity 0
Awwe! That really sucks.. hook-ups are stupid any wayy so forget him LoL
soscrewed12 0
I'll bet anything your name is Dolores
RiCAN_CUTiE23 0
wow that sucks didn't you ever even notice that he's never said your name ? and what about when he introduces you to people ?
hahaha6 0
#30 FTW
lyndis_fml 0
Hmm. I've always known people well enough to at least get their name before we did the horizontal hula. I guess not everyone does things the same way I do. That guy is a sleaze, you're better off without him.