Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Today, I was working at a restaurant. This guy comes up to the counter and asks if he could have some toothpicks. I told him they were right in front of him. He said, "Sorry, I'm blind." Thinking it was a joke, I laughed until he said, "No, seriously." FML
Today, it turned out the twit I've been overcharging for drinks in my bar for wearing shades indoors is actually blind. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML
Today, I found out my husband was faking his leg injury. I caught him out and about walking just fine, hand in hand with another woman. I’ve been caring for him, holding down the bills, and taking him to an "at home" chiropractor for the past 7 months. FML
Today, I pretended to be deaf to a door to door salesman. He knew sign language. FML
Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Who's the blind one now?
PictureOfHealth 0
OP, I'm curious as to how you found this out. Did someone tell you and you just believed it? Did the guy see something? I'm legally blind - I have a small amount of vision, but not enough to read most print or get around safely without a cane. Because I can see some things, I get accused of faking my disability all the time. Eyesight isn't binary - there's a whole continuum. It's possible that he's just legally blind or visually impaired.
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Comments (98)
WiseGuy79 14
Carve both his eyes out for lying That will teach him lol
Autoshot 9
Agreed. An eye for a lie... err or something like that.
dorkasaurusROAR 7
That's brutal. o.o
lailax3 0
how American of him.
rohosoccer08 1
haha wow... that really would suck though it's sad how people take advantage of the kindness of others
tacobird123 7
Wow, you should MAKE him blind (;
amerwin 3
Did you catch him cleaning his glasses?
ANTLink19 4
Hott chick walk by? wait a sec, if you think he's blind he. can stare down your shirt all day!!!
cufaoil 11
OP is male
brittyboo123 35
Wow
ERICA833 0
oh well atleast you were trying to do the right thing!!
stoner300 0
I work at a grocery store and this happens ALL the time.
perdix 31
The blindness caused by masturbation is real, but it's only temporary. If the "and stuff" you were helping him out with included relief down there, he wouldn't need to yank it himself and thus, regain his eyesight.
DocBastard 40
Perdix, I laugh out louded. Thanks for that.
dancingxthexmoon 0
just wait...karma will get him.