Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Today, I was working at a restaurant. This guy comes up to the counter and asks if he could have some toothpicks. I told him they were right in front of him. He said, "Sorry, I'm blind." Thinking it was a joke, I laughed until he said, "No, seriously." FML
Today, it turned out the twit I've been overcharging for drinks in my bar for wearing shades indoors is actually blind. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML
Today, I found out my husband was faking his leg injury. I caught him out and about walking just fine, hand in hand with another woman. I’ve been caring for him, holding down the bills, and taking him to an "at home" chiropractor for the past 7 months. FML
Today, I pretended to be deaf to a door to door salesman. He knew sign language. FML
Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Who's the blind one now?
PictureOfHealth 0
OP, I'm curious as to how you found this out. Did someone tell you and you just believed it? Did the guy see something? I'm legally blind - I have a small amount of vision, but not enough to read most print or get around safely without a cane. Because I can see some things, I get accused of faking my disability all the time. Eyesight isn't binary - there's a whole continuum. It's possible that he's just legally blind or visually impaired.
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Comments (98)
lovelyliz916 5
Lol, why in the world did I get moderated!?
meanmachine511 0
what a jerk
jojobeanz 0
creeper
Pike44 0
Go play with your noodle
anahiMORA 0
thats wut u get for doin a nice deed haha
evil_toad 0
smack da bitch
qwertyqwer6302 0
so, OP helped a blind person unload groceries into their caf? the car that they drive? blind but driving??
moneyisawesome 0
wow what kind of man does that?
NightForever 2
Why does everybody assume the man was driving a car? When I lived back in New York, you could walk from your house to the grocery store, you didn't need to have a car... in fact I didn't have one. This man could live some place where he could walk to the store instead of driving.
Dchingchang 5
He wasn't driving, I helped him find things in the store.