Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML
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24788 7
People really don't think out marriage anymore.
playthattrackboy 0
holy shit. this is happening to my mom and dad, my dad's the one hooking up with the old girlfriend from high school. bullshit! I hate unstable relationships!
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dotVillain 1
If OP posts her FB account, I'll be sure to give it to 4chan. FYL
mattmag 0
ydi for having a wife who wouldn't otherwise have facebook or a cell phone.
insomniac_11 0
thats kind of what is happening to my parents too! kind of.
Kandyland 12
That's really ****** up. Apparently she's been unhappy for awhile though. She really should have said something though.
Zzweezz 0
Same exact senario happened to my uncle about a month ago, and they have 3 kids together....just remember it's happening to someone else too. Hang in there. Everything happens for a reason and time heals all wounds.
dts2010 0
She probably really loves him...so you just need to move aside and move on.....
begrunge 0
that's not the way to look at it. she swore to spend eternity with him, through rich and through poor, through sickness and through health, and now she's leaving him for her ex. Granted, we dont know how the marriage was before this- in the case of wife beaters and emotional abusers/neglectors, it's totally understandable, but in any other case, this is absolute bullshit. ****... i hate how selfish people are... marriage is supposed to be a sacred vow... a promise never to leave someone's side... not to stay with them till the next best deal comes along...
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
Well... look on the bright side. Irony is the new karma, so at least your keeping up with the fads!
Ribb0ns 0
If this is crew, then Hi dad. It's your Daughter Savannah. If not, then I understand the situation. this EXACT same thing is happening to my family. And when i say exact, I mean exact. Being the middle child in this situation ( I have a little brother and a older sister) Sucks. I can't do much to help, but I can't avoid trying to help. I don't think they should divorce. Marriage is sacred and breaking it apart basically craps on everything i've been told to aim for in love and marriage. Mom is in the wrong by doing this with her ex even if it's only flirting. I hate how she keeps hiding stuff and changing passwords. She hides in her room and talks on the phone all the time and acts happy when she comes out. I don't think it's the ex, but I always wonder. Also, my dad's kinda at fault too. He ignores her pleas for attention and stays pretty neutral in the situation. Basically what i'm trying to say is you guys need to communicate and WORK THIS OUT! Kids don't like seeing their families torn apart and if you do, you'll be just another Statistic of american divorce. That's crap and what I've always been told to avoid. WHAT kind of example are you setting if you avoid the situation or just give up? AGAIN if this isn't my dad, sorry, if it is, God's pretty funny. I found this post through a friend who happened to see it by accident. God obviously want's me to be aware of the situation and maybe it's because you need a wake up call. I'm here to talk, but you choose not to. Maybe this is God telling you to reconsider. Savy
justanotherhuman 21
to #61... wow. Just... wow. To the OP- yikes. No offense, but it wasn't facebook or a cellphone. Clearly she wasn't content or w/e in your relationship, and if she is considering her options (at least as far as you've insinuated she is), methinks you should decide for the both of you and sink this ship. It's already on fire.
shescoldasice 0
ok well a few things about 4 months ago my wife at the time did the same thing face book and the cell phone a lot on the cell about 1200 texts in less then a month so needless to say it has not ended well she is no longer my wife though i still care for her very much but despise all she had done this is not the half of it but u get the jest of it face book sucks big fat ones and so do ex boyfriends and in the the lesson we learn for this lovely thing is when u **** with someones wife u better believe that someone is gonna show up one day to kick the shit out of you when u least expect it.