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Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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He ****** you both simultaneously. You financially and her literally. Or in the ass.

ironic much?

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Haha. Ouch, irony sucks. The good news - in the divorce, you'll have the upper hand (unless you were abusive, neglectful, etc.). The better news - reporting this incident to the licensed board will see an investigation and, more likely than not, license revocation - he won't be practicing ever again - and a permanent black mark on his record. How's that for coming out on top?

If irony were made of strawberries, you'd be drinking a lot of smoothies.

@36 Im thinking arbys. Im sorry, it just had to be done

paladininwaiting 1

finally.....a real FML

Report the petty, unprofessional counselor. Divorce the cheating, piece of shit wife. FYL :/

Bwahaa! Maybe that marriage counselor from the other FML a while back tried going for a fourth time. XD On a different note, I'm sorry. That MAJORLY sucks. Sue?

ouch. hope you're feeling better somehow.

wow i'm sorry to hear :/

GrimalKitten 0

You absolutely can get his license suspended at least. As long as you have some proof anyway. "In 1993 the American Psychiatric Association Board of Trustees ap- proved a revision of that annotation. In all iterations of The Principles of Medical Ethics With Annotations Especially Applicable to Psychiatry, published since then, the statement is now absolutely unequivocal and reads, “Sexual activity with a current or former patient is unethical” (American Psychiatric Association 2001, Section 2, Annotation 1). " That quote is from the Ethics Primer of the American Psychiatric Association. I know that it may be a lot of trouble to go through in such a sensitive time but doing everything you can to make sure this never happens to anyone else may really help in your healing process.

Lord_of_Metal 0

Sue him for unethical practices, divorce the bitch for cheating on you, and go and find a nice woman that makes you happy. I know, easier said than done, but still...... I'm really sorry that happened to you :(