Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Burning irony
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Trust
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Expert level
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
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perdix 31
He ****** you both simultaneously. You financially and her literally. Or in the ass.
MissGreenT 0
ironic much?
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Comments (143)
Ninjaface 0
Anyone else immediately think of a Month Python skit?
SenGaeriel 3
LOL!! I did!
goth_princess321 0
That's so ironic....
MrZach 0
Roflmao.. YDI.. why? because seriously.. any marriage with problems needing attention from a shrink would have been obvious from the start. Secondly if you don't know how to communicate with your wife then you shouldn't have gotten married... sometimes people need to stop and think... people think maturity has something to do with age, well it doesn't.. when you stop whining and realize that you need to be practical to survive in a marriage you will succeed. Marriage is about forfeiting 75% of your personal life to your wife, and she should do the same.. your lives are now together.. bound by the law.. btw.. i will never get married.. this is what i've learned from watching so many fail and few succeed... now, get a brain, divorce the bitch and learn to be happy single... doesn't stop you from ******* nor does it stop you from dating..
DeathByFalchion 0
FYL for needing counseling in the first place to determine how contemptible your wife is.
benshady 0
take both of them on Jerry Springer and settle it there
jf_in_oz 0
anyone seen that sketch in Monty Python's Flying Circus? that is exzctly what has happened here. haha.
lololol111 0
ydi for having a wife
lololol111 0
you're pretentious
Dopeyrox 0
Maybe the marriage problem was not enough sex? still that's messed up
caamm 0
smell that? its a lawsuit.