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Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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He ****** you both simultaneously. You financially and her literally. Or in the ass.

ironic much?

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Anyone else immediately think of a Month Python skit?

goth_princess321 0

That's so ironic....

Roflmao.. YDI.. why? because seriously.. any marriage with problems needing attention from a shrink would have been obvious from the start. Secondly if you don't know how to communicate with your wife then you shouldn't have gotten married... sometimes people need to stop and think... people think maturity has something to do with age, well it doesn't.. when you stop whining and realize that you need to be practical to survive in a marriage you will succeed. Marriage is about forfeiting 75% of your personal life to your wife, and she should do the same.. your lives are now together.. bound by the law.. btw.. i will never get married.. this is what i've learned from watching so many fail and few succeed... now, get a brain, divorce the bitch and learn to be happy single... doesn't stop you from ******* nor does it stop you from dating..

DeathByFalchion 0

FYL for needing counseling in the first place to determine how contemptible your wife is.

take both of them on Jerry Springer and settle it there

anyone seen that sketch in Monty Python's Flying Circus? that is exzctly what has happened here. haha.

ydi for having a wife

you're pretentious

Maybe the marriage problem was not enough sex? still that's messed up

smell that? its a lawsuit.