Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Burning irony
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Trust
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Expert level
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
He ****** you both simultaneously. You financially and her literally. Or in the ass.
MissGreenT 0
ironic much?
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Comments (143)
alwaysalady 0
FAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLL! I hope you get your monies back!
SenGaeriel 3
I guess the OP didn't realize that "marriage counselor" meant "I'm going to bang your spouse".
mdjn09 0
u shud **** your wife up the ass for reveng
waffles2009 0
kick his shrinky ass
tayzer_fml 0
I hate adultery almost as much as I love irony.
BunnyDrastic 0
III
helpmeiamblind 0
Aww dude, that ****** sucks. You should set them both on fire. I think it's justifiable in this situation.
Reese899 0
KICK EM' IN THE BALLS!
punk_sk 0
Maybe you can get a refund.
MomOf6 0
dude life sucks and then you die. sorry. :(