Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Burning irony
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Trust
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Expert level
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
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perdix 31
He ****** you both simultaneously. You financially and her literally. Or in the ass.
MissGreenT 0
ironic much?
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Comments (143)
Senor_Rodriguez 0
man...that sucks. seriously, why would your counseler have an affair with your wife? thats bullshit, man.
faxe 0
Go **** him over. If you can't do what others have mentioned, sodomize the prick. Think about it, you might lose your dignity along with your wife and money, but he will never **** around with a married woman again.
Cristaderzi 0
Umm Wow Sue! This is why I refuse to get involved with a nut job shrink! I DON'T need my problems compounded. Like Lewis Black said though you all dont too see me without my pills grooiwl!!! Lol
xxxNataliexxx 0
LOL xD wow that really does suck, Slap her and get her outta your house
huskycheer2015 0
Thats it? Weakest FML ever
SEPHARAD 0
You can, and should, sue the marriage counselor.
startafire 0
Definitely an FML. You can probably successfully sue him for that though, what with all the conflict of interest that was going on there and it was probably a breach of contract as well. Maybe he'll even lost his license. :) Hope you find someone better, OP, nothin' hurts more than being cheated on.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Equally likely is that the OP is a control freak and the wife went to the counselor for help. The OP runs to FML to complain they are having secret meetings together.
JolynnConley8 0
IRONY!!
Lucky_Adi 0
kill 'em both ;)