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Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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He ****** you both simultaneously. You financially and her literally. Or in the ass.

ironic much?

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man...that sucks. seriously, why would your counseler have an affair with your wife? thats bullshit, man.

Go **** him over. If you can't do what others have mentioned, sodomize the prick. Think about it, you might lose your dignity along with your wife and money, but he will never **** around with a married woman again.

Umm Wow Sue! This is why I refuse to get involved with a nut job shrink! I DON'T need my problems compounded. Like Lewis Black said though you all dont too see me without my pills grooiwl!!! Lol

xxxNataliexxx 0

LOL xD wow that really does suck, Slap her and get her outta your house

huskycheer2015 0

Thats it? Weakest FML ever

You can, and should, sue the marriage counselor.

Definitely an FML. You can probably successfully sue him for that though, what with all the conflict of interest that was going on there and it was probably a breach of contract as well. Maybe he'll even lost his license. :) Hope you find someone better, OP, nothin' hurts more than being cheated on.

Equally likely is that the OP is a control freak and the wife went to the counselor for help. The OP runs to FML to complain they are having secret meetings together.

JolynnConley8 0

IRONY!!

kill 'em both ;)