Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Burning irony
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Trust
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Expert level
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
He ****** you both simultaneously. You financially and her literally. Or in the ass.
MissGreenT 0
ironic much?
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Comments (143)
DarthVader77 9
Give me his number: I can use him to speed up my divorce LOL
Pinkraincoat 18
Irony at it's best.
Kazze 31
Lowest YDI to FYL ratio I've seen in an FML, and for a good reason. Irony is a horrible thing, isn't it? I hope you found someone else, and someone better, for that matter. Then again, It shouldn't be hard finding someone better, since it takes a special brand of bitch to cheat on someone with their marriage counselor.
fantasyworld 39
That's ****** up. You can report him and have his license taken away.
feitan98 13
Get his ass fired if he's sleeping with your wife he clearly isn't doing his job and from this your wife seems like a bitch. Sorry OP if you want to get back with her I hope it goes well if not and you divorce "sell" a good trustworthy friend all your stuff for a dollar until she gets half of your shit ( most divorce cases lean towards the wife ) and get your stuff back afterwards .
LenUrban 14
ruin him
edeirb 5
car battery dies. call a friend. he stops by and jump starts the car. then decides to do a donut on the gravel and shatters my back window... it's my moms car