Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's apartment, but it was empty. I went to her parents' house, it was empty as well. She isn’t responding to my messages, so I guess I got ghosted in real life and online. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I told my family that I have a girlfriend, and showed them her Facebook. They immediately started taking bets on when I’d mess it up, when she’d dump me, whether she actually existed, if I’d just made a fake Facebook, or whether she was a pro I hired. I hate my siblings. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML
Today, my sister answered texts from my girlfriend as though she was me. My girlfriend was glad we had a real heart to heart, even if it was just texts, while I was busy at work. I have no idea what they talked about and I’m too cowardly to break her heart by telling her it was my sister. FML
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xshyguyx 0
Maybe she is imaginary...
Armadyl 0
I get that sort of thing all the time. You want to prove something, and something goes wrong on the day. ie. My keyboard arrows don't work, but when I show my mother, they do. FYL.
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Comments (85)
PROBLEMS99 0
ok run out get a dress n a wig run inside n say "look who text me my boyfriend
sparty12 2
imaginary people can't communicate with real people, bro. that includes imaginary girlfriends
carly_rose_02 5
Clearly, you need to introduce your girlfriend to your family. Problem solved.
Blondilicous 0
same thing happened to my last boyfriend. none of his Friends believed him when he introduced them to me. lol
dCrazyLord 9
Have to admit that that's pretty strange.
SadinSherman 16
If she was imaginary how could you send her a text message
MrsAgony 6
You can't text an imaginary girlfriend and expect a reply?
atishe24 9
That's hilarious! :P
Host2phats 21
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!! Gotta admit thats a good burn.