Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's apartment, but it was empty. I went to her parents' house, it was empty as well. She isn’t responding to my messages, so I guess I got ghosted in real life and online. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I told my family that I have a girlfriend, and showed them her Facebook. They immediately started taking bets on when I’d mess it up, when she’d dump me, whether she actually existed, if I’d just made a fake Facebook, or whether she was a pro I hired. I hate my siblings. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML
Today, my sister answered texts from my girlfriend as though she was me. My girlfriend was glad we had a real heart to heart, even if it was just texts, while I was busy at work. I have no idea what they talked about and I’m too cowardly to break her heart by telling her it was my sister. FML
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xshyguyx 0
Maybe she is imaginary...
Armadyl 0
I get that sort of thing all the time. You want to prove something, and something goes wrong on the day. ie. My keyboard arrows don't work, but when I show my mother, they do. FYL.
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Comments (85)
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...This love is difficult, but it's real Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess It's a love story baby just say yes..." "Please? Say anything? My family thinks your aren't real. Please respond..."
rukusrazor 0
And the txt proves what exactly? Even a phone call-her being on the phone isn't proof enough. I too believe she is imaginary. Get help.
ForWhatItsWorth 0
Lol you sent her a text, way to prove a point.
the_holy_one 0
maybe.. she is imaginary o.O
Jason_fml 0
How about instead of texting her you just bring her to the house sometime? Seems like a pretty sure-fire way of proving she is real to me.
MLSxxox 3
i agree with the others. i believe she is imaginary...
shoshizzle 0
You could have called her, or texted her something else and actually waited for a reply that time.
Ashley868 10
Why not just introduce her to your family in person? A text proves nothing.
allmidnighteyes 11
is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
deathburger13 0
Caught in a laanndddslliiideeee. No escape from reality :P
redbluegreen 41
Open your eyes Look up to the skies and seeeee I'm just a poor boy; I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go Little high, little low Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me...
TheLetterZero 7
Mama... just killed a man... Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger, now he's dead...
iFruit 0
Johnny, this is your mother. I thought I already told you, no one else needs to know that my son is a loony! The ladies at the knitting club have been gossiping all week about you and your imaginary girlfriend. Maybe if you forgot your imaginary job, you could get a real job and a real girlfriend too! You're grounded young man, no WoW for a week!